Gotta Love Simps

[Trajan]

I remember a chick telling me her simp cops her shoes on demand. I called ...nobody doing that shyt

Her: What's your shoe size? I'll order you some kicks

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Shout out to all the beta males who ain’t on they purpose who buy Burger King for bytches.

I heard these hoes love a flame broiled Whopper . Bring a bytch a 2 for $6 mix &match who knows what will happen

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

make up stories for the coli, bruhs.

 

[Majestic]

I was chilling with my hippy chick one time a while ago and I just finished smashing when she was like "let's go get some drinks". I was like "nah I cant, my pockets hurting" lying like a mf because I really just didnt wanna spend money on her.

So she tells me hold on. Rolls me a L, and goes to her computer desk. She starts talking to the camera and I heard a few dings, she took her top off and all I heard was doing ding ding ding. Breh in about 30 min she finessed about $300. Brought a nikka top shelf reserve whiskey all night and paid for the uber.

God bless yall simps

These pathetic simps are ruining the game for everyone.

 

[mag357]

Ok ok ok...
whats the definition of a Simp...?
I got to hear this shyt

 

[Bushmaster]

Ok ok ok...
whats the definition of a Simp...?
I got to hear this shyt

You're setting yourself up to be ethered

 

[Gold]

make up stories for the coli, bruhs.

No need, so much random shyt happens in my life i could make threads for days

 

[mag357]

You're setting yourself up to be ethered

Nah.. i just wanna get a solid, legitimate definition. see where nikkaz heads are at.

 

[Big Simpin Losing Cheese]

Tagged is the worst. It's beg a nikka or cash app me central over there.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Nah.. i just wanna get a solid, legitimate definition. see where nikkaz heads are at.

Sending food, money, clothing, flowers etc to complete strangers on the Internet just cuz they liked ur comments under their pictures

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

make up stories for the coli, bruhs.

Nah, this is 100% believable.

I too, have [young, white] female co-workers who get similar things by playing the role of a damsel in distress to their "followers" - one of them managed to deck out most of the living space of her apartment with gifts. Even if those dudes could see them laughing about it, they would still continue to do it. shyt, I got some wireless headphones off one of them, 'cause she already had three of them.

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

Why yall picking low hanging fruit


Simps going to simp

Are you knocking top hoes

 

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

This is The Coli's biggest issue with simps. If men could be "sponsored" at the same rates as women, we wouldn't hear any talk of simps on here.

Agreed. These dudes on here are obsessed with being against women and I’m not even the pro simp type.

I get it. Hate on a simp because he is stopping you from operating your game. On the other hand, don’t hate on women for taking what’s offered to them because nobody offered you anything....

Once again, coli dudes always tell on themselves without realizing it.

I can’t get the woman I want because a simp is ruining women for me. There are multiples of the type of women you like all over the world and you choose to obsess over the small sampling of those you can’t have. Who raised you?

Dudes are jealous of women and the dudes who spend their money on women instead of other men. Might as well call the simp daddy

 

[Rigby.]

this dude bought my former homegirl a 200 dollar shirt for nudes

Wish I got to exploit her

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Absolutely disgusting.

Those type of cats can't have any father figures in their lives to do this sh*t