Grand Theft Auto 5 review thread

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The online aspect is a HUGE feature in this game....I guess you guys have already played it :leon:



























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Well the game is bad at its core. So playing online wont help it. The driving mechanics are a joke. Playing online wont fix that.
 

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Some ppl a couple posts above mine.. and I don't really take them reviews serious u can get paid for that..idk who sessler is tho
:what:so you believe some ppl who have not played the game. But your skeptical of profesional reviewers who've put 60+ hours into the game




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The problem with gta is:

- Driving is too arcadey

- Cars don't handle realistically

- Vehicles turn too fast, semi- unrealistic

- Automobiles don't handle like they would in real life

- Cars feel like they're on tracks or superglued

- Driving isn't like it was in GTA IV
The driving is perfect in this game actually. My only problem is not being punished for getting into 100mph head on collisions that look like fender benders, friend. This is GTA not GT, friend. The cars handle beautifully.
 

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from what I'm reading in reviews, the story is buns (@The War Report :myman: ), but the game is still good overall. Apparently the 3 main characters story is just overdone cussing and shyt with no substance (figured it would be).

IGN are just clowns...no one takes their reviews seriously. Them nikkaz are king of hype and payola. The funkmaster flexes of gaming reviews.

With a 250 milli budget, you'd think they'd be able to get a better writer.

But fukk the story!!! :bustback:
I dont see any issues with the story yet, friend
 

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Yall dudes is bugging.

If these cat's were getting paid for reviews there wouldn't be a game with a shytty score.

Tell u the truth I only play 2k cod and GTA.. so I don't look at reviews for other games.. but those games with shytty scores are they big games?.. like the ones I mentioned?. I doubt a high selling game is gonna receive a bad score... even if it isn't that good
 

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from what I'm reading in reviews, the story is buns (@The War Report :myman: ), but the game is still good overall. Apparently the 3 main characters story is just overdone cussing and shyt with no substance (figured it would be).

IGN are just clowns...no one takes their reviews seriously. Them nikkaz are king of hype and payola. The funkmaster flexes of gaming reviews.

With a 250 milli budget, you'd think they'd be able to get a better writer.

But fukk the story!!! :bustback:

If you want substance go play fukking Heavy Rain this is GTA nikka :dead:
 
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:stopitslime: @ that tranny at gamestop givin' it a 9.0 (cuz it's too misogynistic and portrays women negitively), foh b.

So far IGN gave the best all-around comprehensive (and objective) review and I'm not saying that just because I feel the game deserves a 10 (which it does).
 
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The polygon dude talkin wit a lisp n shyt, smh

Fags hurt they can't get they ghey swag on like they did with SR so they're lookin for any lil thing to shave off a coupla' points, :pachaha:

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The driving is perfect in this game actually. My only problem is not being punished for getting into 100mph head on collisions that look like fender benders, friend. This is GTA not GT, friend. The cars handle beautifully.

Stop using this is GTA excuse for the poor driving. GTA 4 driving was perfect. It actually took skill to drive fast and take corners without sliding out and hitting things.

Why are you playing such a demonic game friend? :sitdown:
 
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