greatest Jerry The King Lawler, one-liners?

[jadillac]

I'm watching Backlash 04 right now and Trish just came out.

King makes a comment about Trish's (boobs) looks, and JR starts to get frustrated at King not being focused and he's disappointed in Trish who is now a heel. So they keep going back and forth a few secs and King says....

King: "JR, how could you not look at Trish Stratus and have no hard-feelings?"

 

[Sypress]

King: Thats the best rack I've ever seen

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Look at this!

 

[JuvenileHell]

 

[River_trey]

His "drinking milk from a forgettable cow"

 

[Alexander The Great]

"ahhhhh!"

 

[JBone4eva]

In reference to one of the Godfather's especially busty "hoes"

"I'd sure love to take a bust in the mouth from her"

 

[Tommy Fits]

It's been so long since King had a good one liner I forgot if he's ever said any.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

"zzzzZzzzZzzzzzZzzz...."

 

[I-Hate-You]

"zzzzZzzzZzzzzzZzzz...."

Straight to hell you go

 

[El Guapo]

"zzzzZzzzZzzzzzZzzz...."

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

 

[Battle Beast]

King said a year ago when Funkadactyls came out one day "oh my god is that the Harlem shake!"

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

"I dated a redhead once, no hair just a red head"

Spoiler

Sorry misread the thread title

 

[Heelish]

Ben Stiller promoting "Mystery Men" (1:45 minute mark)



Stiller: "PEE-WEE HERMAN is in the movie!"

King: "Good to see Pee-Wee back in the theaters!"

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