Grown Man Arrested for Trying to Enroll as Freshman at NJ High School

[DaPresident]

nikka got caught cuz he asked if they have parking spots on campus or would he have to find his own?


nikka asked if he could bring alcohol to the prom legally...

nikka asked the office ladies if "theoretically" what is the legal age of consent?

nikka said no need for the school nurse, I got my own health insurance

nikka asked what was the oldest a person ever got drafted...

some nikkas I tell ya...

 

[yo moms]

i could do this easily.

 

[Malik]

When I was considering transferring colleges, I had to go back to my HS to grab transcripts. you suppose to just handle your business, then leave but...I walked around anyway cuz I wanted to see the school again. blended in like i was another kid. Still remembered where my old locker was and everything I reminisced and got the FUKK out of there. And yes....those young broads legit look like college girls

 

[SpacelySprockets]

When I was considering transferring colleges, I had to go back to my HS to grab transcripts. you suppose to just handle your business, then leave but...I walked around anyway cuz I wanted to see the school again. blended in like i was another kid. Still remembered where my old locker was and everything I reminisced and got the FUKK out of there. And yes....those young broads legit look like college girls

 

[Seea]

 

[Brofato]

I honestly think I could still pull this off

 

[Canada Goose]

LMMFAO!! Hol up 6ft 250lbs. Why didn't he try to enroll as a senior?

Its possible to be a HS freshman and be that size, I was 6FT when I was a freshman, I wasn't that heavy though, if you're a kid that's tall and likes to then that size as a freshman is not that far fetched.

 

[godkiller]

That Al Bundy ass nikka tryna relive the best days of his life, like "yo imma be a beast on that j.v. football team next year"

This reminds me of the undercover they sent to our high school, this old cac looked just like , always wearing a ball cap with a 5 o'clock shadow beard, fooling nobody, talking about "hey dudes, do you know who's got the dope? i really want to get stoned today."

 

[Ice Cold]

Its possible to be a HS freshman and be that size, I was 6FT when I was a freshman, I wasn't that heavy though, if you're a kid that's tall and likes to then that size as a freshman is not that far fetched.

A 6Ft 14 year old is not going to be 260 unless he's fat.
This dude was probably built like as man.
Which isn't really common amongst 14year olds unless you're lebron james or Greg Olden

 

[How Sway?]

source/link??

EDIT: OH WOW. Nvermind
http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2...ming_freshman_at_springfield_high_school.html

 

[skeetsinternal]

They arresting people trying to get an education? Union police, nikkas pulled me over cuz my car ws tinted out, blacked out ev'rything, handcuff me and took me to jail for warrant for parking tickets

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

i need to see a picture of this dude. that would be the icing on the cake.

 

[How Sway?]

why doesn't he just his GED???

 

[Rawtid]

When I was considering transferring colleges, I had to go back to my HS to grab transcripts. you suppose to just handle your business, then leave but...I walked around anyway cuz I wanted to see the school again. blended in like i was another kid. Still remembered where my old locker was and everything I reminisced and got the FUKK out of there. And yes....those young broads legit look like college girls

Yeah but were you 6ft 265lbs?

 

[Malik]

Yeah but were you 6ft 265lbs?

5"9 190ish