Guys, I'm sure at least 5 of ya'll do this.

[luckyse7enz]

I only gave him my number cuz I hit a deep pot hole once and lost control of the breaks and gently tapped his rear bumper. It wasn't even a hit, I'd call it a vehicular kiss. He hopped out of the car n I apologized to him like so many times then he said said "Tell you what ma', I won't file insurance claims if you give me your number " ... I told him "really ok... "

What kind of 90's sitcom #fukkery is that?

African-American romance novel shyt.

 

[The Nigerian]

Classy ME is a certified attention whore.

 

[ClassyME]

What kind of 90's sitcom #fukkery is that?

African-American romance novel shyt.

nah I'm dead serious tho.. He was on some flirt shyt after I hit him. I guess that's how guys try to holla at girls.

You think that's ducktales? You REALLY won't believe how guys would holla at girls. I had a guy try to talk to me at a red light then drive in the same speed limit as I was driving on the road just so I can write down his number. Funny part is, I think that was the most creative way yet. U don't have to believe me fam, I KNOOOOW what ya'll be doin to get these girls' attention. Its funny in a pathetic way.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Classy, I see you trying to steal @colicolicoli passive aggressive troll steeze.

 

[James Carter]

@ClassyME

You TBM so i offer only love, tranquility and peace in all your posting endeavors and would never call a sister a hoe.









but damn

 

[ClassyME]

Classy ME is a certified attention whore.

Says the guy who's always on Tinychat cam with his shirt off in a room full of guys.

 

[Taadow]

Not it...

 

[Born2BKing]

I only gave him my number cuz I hit a deep pot hole once and lost control of the breaks and gently tapped his rear bumper. It wasn't even a hit, I'd call it a vehicular kiss. He hopped out of the car n I apologized to him like so many times then he said said "Tell you what ma', I won't file insurance claims if you give me your number " ... I told him "really ok... "

Translation: I won't file insurance if you give me some p*ssy.

 

[ClassyME]

@ Liggins, I'm coming to Toronto next month. I have a simp flying me in.... Can I take you out for dinner?

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

@ Liggins, I'm coming to Toronto next month. I have a simp flying me in.... Can I take you out for dinner?

I don't live in Toronto.

You're thinking of Malcolm. BTW, where is he? Dude hasn't posted in weeks.

But if you come to Houston

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

Says the guy who's always on Tinychat cam with his shirt off in a room full of guys.

I dont know whether to use or .
I guess ill settle for

 

[GoFlipAPack]

I usually call twice and if i feel like i'm being curved the number is deleted...

this

 

[newworldafro]

ya'll made beli petraeus a smiley

....

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

U should of just gave him the p*ssy......

 

[jking23258]

I know dudes that do that