Had a date with my first Dyme, it's hard NOT to simp

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

There was a dime in front of me at the store today. I didn't bother talking to her at all. I'm just gonna fukk this 6/10 and think about the ten

 

[panopticon]

My first date with a dime is Applebees or Chilis . You take a expensive first date that sets the tone for the relationship now she is gonna have higher expectations.

And if you wanna simp then simp but I strongly suggest working your way up the simping ladder. Like don't go all out on Vday for a bytch you known only 2 weeks.

"The simping ladder"

 

[Neuromancer]

You are not alone, dear. Contrary to popular belief on here, I can tell you most of these nikkas are simping when they’re all alone with us. They’re just acting up for thecoli. As long as the feeling is mutual it’s fine. It seems like she likes you if you talk for 2-3 hours.

Most men are only talking to 1 woman at a time.

 

[Turbulent]

 

[Neuromancer]

You're doing a lot... Did you smash yet?

If you haven't yet fukked her you lost.

 

[Diondon]

Hope you're introducing some sexual chemistry to the equation
And not just on some buddy buddy shyt.

 

[Bankroll.org]

u better have a bankroll nikka

 

[DeuceZ]

Thread is jokes and knowledge all in one


Good luck OP, expensive restaurant on first date is a no no unless money ain't a thang

 

[EBK String]

a nikka like @skeetsinternal is probably blowing her back out

 

[Iceson Beckford]

@Gentleman_Jack

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[bennyfein]

I think you're going overboard by facetiming with her 2-3 hours a day

 

[semicko82]

You can't tell these SIMPs nothing man

Some learn the hard way

 

[Sohh_lifted]

My first date with a dime is Applebees or Chilis . You take a expensive first date that sets the tone for the relationship now she is gonna have higher expectations.

And if you wanna simp then simp but I strongly suggest working your way up the simping ladder. Like don't go all out on Vday for a bytch you known only 2 weeks.

first and only date, thats not gonna work around these parts (south florida) with a "Dime", not to say you gotta take a bytch to Capital Grille or Houstons on the first, but a little creativity on locations can be cheap and good and dont gotta be a chain restaurants.

 

[bennyfein]

Most men are only talking to 1 woman at a time.

And that's not a good thing

Most women are talking to more than one guy at a time

It sucks if you really like a girl because you know you're competing with other dudes

You should never put all of your eggs in one basket

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

They say treat a beautiful girl the way you treat an average girl. This shyt is hard. I took her to an expensive Cuban restaurant, she loved it.


I already wanna wife her, I already wanna ask her when can I see her next, I already wanna send her bunch of roses for Valentine's day

Now we FaceTime 2-3 hrs a day, it's hard NOT to simp

:mjzooted:



This ain't the 1950s that "Will you go steady with me" routine don't work on atleast 95% of American women breh...

Women are told that they should sample dozens of dikks before settling down..you supposed to dikk her down and she should be the one head over heels ...but she got you acting all and it could either repulse her or attract her........

I wish you good fortune in the battles to come breh...