Handsome Privilege

[cyndaquil]

If anything you're seen as a bigger loser being handsome and unemployed

Handsome unemployed brehs always the best 2k players cuz their girl is funding their microtransactions and they got unlimited time
Be having a 99 overall at all 5 positions

 

[desjardins]

Obviously true but not really that impactful IRL since so few women approach men
It's a cheat code on apps though

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Y'all silly as hell with these smiley

All in all, I wouldn't trade 'Handsome Privilege' for anything in the world. The tangible benefits are cool, but the intangible benefits..

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Need a thread on Tig Bitty Privilege. I'm wayyyy nicer to females with tig bitties. No shame. Super shallow and I embrace it. . Def have privilege this way.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Nobody posted this classic yet lol

Tra Rags is funny as hell!

 

[Hater Eraser]

I have a handsome friend and the reactions he got when we were youngings were depressing, like we would be in line at Mcdonal and the cashier might as well take out her panties when talking to him, when it was my turn it was like I was taking time out of her precious day

Now on the other side of things, dude always had some gay dudes after him, one time at a bar a group of gay gringos sent a bottle of Johnny Walker black to our table and started waving at him, we took the bottle, pay our check and left

" My homie Mali used to stay, 79th and May
One of my best friends from back in the day
Down the street from Calumet, a school full of Stones
He nicknamed me K-Rock so they'll leave me alone
Bulls jacket with his hat broke way off
And walked around the mall with his radio face off ..

Plus he had the Spinner from his Daytons in his hand
Keys in his hand, reason again to let you know he's the man
Back when we rocked Ellesses, he had dreams of Caprices
Drove by the teachers, even more by polices
How'd he get the cash? The day his father passed away
Left him with a lil' somethin', sixteen, he was stuntin' ..

Al B. Sure nikka with the hair all wavy
Hit Lake Shore, girls go all crazy
Hit the freeway, go at least 'bout eighty
Boned so much that summer, even had him a baby .. "

 

[Sterling Archer]

Aint nothing worse then a couple gay nikkas walking by you or on the elevator and you hear that initial "Mmm" and hushed conversation then they look at you again. Man that shyt makes me shudder, cringe and want to vomit. Before it made me want to swing on them.

gay guys trying you is very true.. especially at the gym...

Maybe I need to stop wearing these hoochie daddy shorts, sending the wrong message

 

[Frump]

What are the points of these rants? I’ve heard this same one so many times

We know attractive people play by different rules yet the vast majority of humans are average and have found love

Most people move on from not being a 10 fairly early in life

 

[MisterMajesty]

To follow up, handsome gang low key has to pick battles wisely, as there are several. In the same day/week, hes got to deal with 2 or 3 guys mean mugging him because a woman he doesnt want(or wants maybe) likes him and those guys want them and hate him for it, The leader of his local community club or hobby has a side chic that likes him, so he has to tread lightly as that person can ruin his reputation or maybe the club president, or dj, or promoter treat him cold because he doesnt have to do as much to get the same attention. The same day/week a woman who doesn't know hkm hates him be aue hes not giving her the attention he gives to his real female friends.

Don't be smart or gifted in anything plus attractive, now your battles increase.

Be dumb or slow and attractive and social bullies will target him and go hard especially if they're fat/ugly and smart(if youre dmarter his anger burns more for no reason).

Scavenger guys will try use them to holla at any woman that comes around him, which. An ruin his rep because of thirsty "friends" who are just scavengers.

Everyday is a fight.

Yep. I'm not sure if its really been added in here yet, but to be honest...you don't even have to be Micheal B Jordan. Just know how to dress yourself well, and be fairly charismatic (or at the very least, take a genuine interest in everyone around you. Making people feel seen an heard does more for you than what you might think)

and you still gon get shyt on. The bolded happened with me and a former boss. His side piece took a liking to me, and I had zero clue of the relations until after I left (which is prolly why i got passed over for promotions)