Hardest L you ever had to swallow?

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Had a threesome with a girl I really liked with a close friend. I couldn't get hard so I left the room and let my friend finish. I come back into the room 20 minutes later after a mini pep talk with myself, I over hear her saying " I love you" to my friend. I drove them back to his apartment that night and apparently he had sex with her again.


23 years and this still stings me.
How do you like a girl u having a 3sum with:hhh::hhh:

Let's say yall dated after that....ur homie smashed her already
..you cool wit that ??
 

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elaborate breh

Divorce cost me years in and out of court and lots of money. I also wasted my prime years with a woman that I don’t really know anymore. We communicate because of our children, but not much more than that.

The moving in thing was an L because I got comfortable with a woman that really didn’t add anything to my life. It was a waste of time. At least I got children out of my marriage. I got nothing out of that situation.
 

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I reported a client for unethical actions (half just because I was afraid I'd catch the heat if their actions were exposed and it was found that I knew about it), they knew that I was the one who ratted so they made counter-accusations in retaliation, my bosses knew it was retaliatory bullshyt so they tried to sweep it under the rug, the clients got pissed off and took it to the next level and threatened my bosses that they were going to press charges, my company got scared and told me that either I could resign right there with a severance package and a NDA or they would be forced to fire me.

When I stared there looking at the accusation sheet it was obvious that 90% of it was bullshyt, but there was just enough smoke that I knew trying to fight my own company would be a mess and I could take an even worse L. So I took the package and walked away. Most awful series of events in my life.

It all worked out for me in the end. Fighting the client was way easier than fighting my own company. The police investigation went nowhere because the claims were bs and I was never charged with anything. My licensing organization cleared me of everything in the end and stated that my public record would remain clean. I got a new job almost immediately. Even got engaged to my wife in the midst of it all.

But damn if I didn't have something close to PTSD from the months I spent dealing with that mess.
 

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If by L you mean a blunt....Yes I did but I was paranoid because cops flashed their lights behind while I was trying to smoke and drive on the low...I got so nervous as I put the blunt in my mouth to swallow it I was doing it all noticable while being shakey trying to retreave the air freshner in the middle compartment. Them fools drove right passed me like Ice Cube. I swallowed my blunt for no reason.:stopitslime:
I just sent a bytch 30$ thru the cash app to subscribe to her Snapchat premium and she blocked me :mjcry:
I was kicking it with one of my homeboys on base and there was a magazine with Esperanza Spalding on the cover

me: "breh it says here she's from Portland, what's Portland like?"
breh: "my nikka they got Esperanza Spaldings EVERYWHERE in Portland :blessed:
me:
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breh: :jawalrus:



after I was done fukking around in Europe I decided to come out here for school and turns out it's the whitest major city in the country :gucci:
still haven't seen any Esperanza Spaldings, and the white girls are the worst looking out of any place I've lived in :martin:
in high school I was supposed to go to a movie on valentines day with a filipino paag

she brought another dude that I went to school with :snoop:

I was mad as shyt

what makes the L even worse is I stayed and watched the movie and we sat on either side of her
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These were all hilarious. :dead:

I mean, it sucks brehs, but at least in re-telling the stories you get to bring a moment of levity to the lives of others. :lolbron:




The chances of pregnancy from a one time encounter is less than 1% and a large fraction of the pregnancies that would occur will end in a miscarriage before they are detected.

You have horrible luck. :picard:
Nah, you don't know how many of those he had though. Do it enough and the odds are gonna catch up on you sometime. :yeshrug:
 

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had a full ride academic scholarship to Morehouse and lost it by .14 gpa points because I was wilding out too hard going to the club all the time(they had shuttles that would pick us up from campus) and chasing Spelman, Clark, and Morris Brown chicks :shaq2:


Atltanta was fun as shyt in the late 90s/early 2000s :manny:
That legit sucks man. I visited Morehouse and Clark back in the day and loved the atmosphere there. My cousin just graduated from med school at morehouse and had a great experience.
 

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Realizing that I'm going to die and disappear just like the dinosaurs and everyone who has ever existed before me

basically being born is the biggest L anyone could take no matter how great ur life is

cause u know its going to end

and knowing that alone is an L
How is that an L? Heaven is an everlasting orgasm :blessed:
 

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If you think there was any mathematical misunderstanding in my post, then you didn't read it right.

If you only have one one-night stand in your life, then yes, you'll be unlucky to get a girl pregnant. (although your 1% number looks too low: "The bottom line is that a single act of intercourse between a young couple has on average a one in 20 chance of pregnancy – this assumes the opportunity presented itself on a random day, as these things tend do when you are young."

However, if you have a large enough sample of one-night stands, then your overall chances of getting a girl pregnant in your lifetime are much higher. If they were 5% for a single one-night stand, then you have a 9.75% chance of having gotten at least one girl pregnant after two one-night stands, a 14.2625% chance of having gotten at least one girl pregnant after three one-night stands, and so on. Off the top of my head, the chances of getting at least one girl pregnant would break 50% after....29 sexual encounters. Of course, if it would be hard to call someone "unlucky" even if the chances were just 20% or 30%, because that's still a damn high risk for those consequences.

If you think I've made any mathematical misunderstanding there, then show it to your statistics professor and he'll correct it for you, because either you've made a false assumption or you're misreading my claims.
 
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