prince_peoples
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Caught a case, and ended being thrown in a group home.
That whole situation made me a lot wiser tho
That whole situation made me a lot wiser tho
elaborate brehMy two biggest Ls came from getting married and living with a gf. Both mistakes I won’t ever make again.
How do you like a girl u having a 3sum withHad a threesome with a girl I really liked with a close friend. I couldn't get hard so I left the room and let my friend finish. I come back into the room 20 minutes later after a mini pep talk with myself, I over hear her saying " I love you" to my friend. I drove them back to his apartment that night and apparently he had sex with her again.
23 years and this still stings me.
elaborate breh
but the way she kept pushing me to like his music I shoulda known something was up![]()
If by L you mean a blunt....Yes I did but I was paranoid because cops flashed their lights behind while I was trying to smoke and drive on the low...I got so nervous as I put the blunt in my mouth to swallow it I was doing it all noticable while being shakey trying to retreave the air freshner in the middle compartment. Them fools drove right passed me like Ice Cube. I swallowed my blunt for no reason.![]()
I just sent a bytch 30$ thru the cash app to subscribe to her Snapchat premium and she blocked me![]()
I was kicking it with one of my homeboys on base and there was a magazine with Esperanza Spalding on the cover
me: "breh it says here she's from Portland, what's Portland like?"
breh: "my nikka they got Esperanza Spaldings EVERYWHERE in Portland
me:![]()
breh:
after I was done fukking around in Europe I decided to come out here for school and turns out it's the whitest major city in the country
still haven't seen any Esperanza Spaldings, and the white girls are the worst looking out of any place I've lived in![]()
These were all hilarious.in high school I was supposed to go to a movie on valentines day with a filipino paag
she brought another dude that I went to school with
I was mad as shyt
what makes the L even worse is I stayed and watched the movie and we sat on either side of her![]()
Nah, you don't know how many of those he had though. Do it enough and the odds are gonna catch up on you sometime.The chances of pregnancy from a one time encounter is less than 1% and a large fraction of the pregnancies that would occur will end in a miscarriage before they are detected.
You have horrible luck.![]()
That legit sucks man. I visited Morehouse and Clark back in the day and loved the atmosphere there. My cousin just graduated from med school at morehouse and had a great experience.had a full ride academic scholarship to Morehouse and lost it by .14 gpa points because I was wilding out too hard going to the club all the time(they had shuttles that would pick us up from campus) and chasing Spelman, Clark, and Morris Brown chicks
Atltanta was fun as shyt in the late 90s/early 2000s![]()
How is that an L? Heaven is an everlasting orgasmRealizing that I'm going to die and disappear just like the dinosaurs and everyone who has ever existed before me
basically being born is the biggest L anyone could take no matter how great ur life is
cause u know its going to end
and knowing that alone is an L
that was her saying in a nice way you don’t have enough money for me.DC circa 2004, I was messing with this fine ass chocolate Howard chick with dreds and she threw me in the bushes and said "you're not husband material"
I really liked her too![]()
Nah, you don't know how many of those he had though. Do it enough and the odds are gonna catch up on you sometime.![]()
Had a girl i was really into kick me to the curb
Have a baby by a chick that basically didn’t give a fukk bout me
Broad finessed me out a steak dinner
Broad finessed me out a shrimp scampi pasta
Thank me later
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