Hardest L you ever had to swallow?

[Roland Coltrane]

If by L you mean a blunt....Yes I did but I was paranoid because cops flashed their lights behind while I was trying to smoke and drive on the low...I got so nervous as I put the blunt in my mouth to swallow it I was doing it all noticable while being shakey trying to retreave the air freshner in the middle compartment. Them fools drove right passed me like Ice Cube. I swallowed my blunt for no reason.

 

[Strapped]

Having a kid with a bytch I fukked once (one night stand)

Wowzers

 

[BaggerofTea]

nikka I don't even know you and I've had close to zero interaction with you on here, why in the actual fukk are you quoting me so much

by the looks of your rep you take a lot of Ls so I'm assuming you've got something to add to the thread

Yours posts were just funny based on how bad Ls were, my bad didn't know you would take it personal

 

[Roland Coltrane]

had a full ride academic scholarship to Morehouse and lost it by .14 gpa points because I was wilding out too hard going to the club all the time(they had shuttles that would pick us up from campus) and chasing Spelman, Clark, and Morris Brown chicks


Atltanta was fun as shyt in the late 90s/early 2000s

 

[Vancouver Grizzly Fan]

Had a threesome with a girl I really liked with a close friend. I couldn't get hard so I left the room and let my friend finish. I come back into the room 20 minutes later after a mini pep talk with myself, I over hear her saying " I love you" to my friend. I drove them back to his apartment that night and apparently he had sex with her again.


23 years and this still stings me.

 

[BaggerofTea]

Had a threesome with a girl I really liked with a close friend. I couldn't get hard so I left the room and let my friend finish. I come back into the room 20 minutes later after a mini pep talk with myself, I over hear her saying " I love you" to my friend. I drove them back to his apartment that night and apparently he had sex with her again.


23 years and this still stings me.

I felt that shyt through the screen, Who raised yall nikkas?


How do yall get done up like this????

 

[Roland Coltrane]

DC circa 2004, I was messing with this fine ass chocolate Howard chick with dreds and she threw me in the bushes and said "you're not husband material"

I really liked her too

 

[Vandelay]

I won't speak on it, not in a thread, but my L is harder than all of yalls...Easy.

I'll leave it at this, I have never looked at my Birthday the same again since.

 

[Roland Coltrane]

Yours posts were just funny based on how bad Ls were, my bad didn't know you would take it personal

my bad breh, I overreacted

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Dropping out of high school.

I did redeemed myself when I got my GED and Associates within a few years though

 

[And you]

I just sent a bytch 30$ thru the cash app to subscribe to her Snapchat premium and she blocked me

 

[Roland Coltrane]

I just sent a bytch 30$ thru the cash app to subscribe to her Snapchat premium and she blocked me

 

[Roland Coltrane]

I was kicking it with one of my homeboys on base and there was a magazine with Esperanza Spalding on the cover

me: "breh it says here she's from Portland, what's Portland like?"
breh: "my nikka they got Esperanza Spaldings EVERYWHERE in Portland
me:

breh:



after I was done fukking around in Europe I decided to come out here for school and turns out it's the whitest major city in the country
still haven't seen any Esperanza Spaldings, and the white girls are the worst looking out of any place I've lived in

 

[TheBoyDuddus]

Having a kid with a bytch I fukked once (one night stand)

The chances of pregnancy from a one time encounter is less than 1% and a large fraction of the pregnancies that would occur will end in a miscarriage before they are detected.

You have horrible luck.

 

[MikelArteta]

Being kicked to the curb by the only woman I truly ever loved, had to rebuild myself like a stroke victim learning to walk and talk qgain