Has any brehs here been with any cougars?

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right after college, this older redhead that lived out in the country. One day, she got a call and jumped in her car and told me to get in. She took off like only a redneck could, cussin' and she pulled out some damn whiskey(yes, whiskey). I was scared as hell. She pulled up to this trailer park and started cussin and shooting. Oujt runs some dude that gets in the car with us. She introduces me as her friend and him as her son. She took him to her ex-husbands house and apologized and told me she just got out of prison for dui 3 times. Never went back.
 

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Something in the 55-75 range..my boy told me his folks was fukking with a 70 year old.,I'm not making this up..I guess she be breaking him off..I dunno if I could go that high..I prob can go up to around 60..as long as she's not wrinkled up and still has a nice body I don't think I would trip..seen old ladies that work out with tight bodies and ass and grey hair ......not much of a conversationalist but she could talk and I'd listen..break me off some money..take me out..let me borrow her car..yup..I think it's time I get an older woman..
That's not a cougar you stupid fukk
 

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Something in the 55-75 range..my boy told me his folks was fukking with a 70 year old.,I'm not making this up..I guess she be breaking him off..I dunno if I could go that high..I prob can go up to around 60..as long as she's not wrinkled up and still has a nice body I don't think I would trip..seen old ladies that work out with tight bodies and ass and grey hair ......not much of a conversationalist but she could talk and I'd listen..break me off some money..take me out..let me borrow her car..yup..I think it's time I get an older woman..

1 star, neg rep, and you should do us brehs a favor and commit honorable suicide :scusthov:
 

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I'd be lying if I said I'd turn down Angela Bassett for a date, but I'm not trying to actually wife any broad that can't give me kids.
 
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