HAS JORDAN CLARKSON LOST HIS DAMN MIND

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"You wanna go to whose camp?":bronplz2:
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Read the fine print, brehs...:ufdup:

This is the Jordan Clarkson Basketball Camp...powered by the the National Basketball Academy. :russ:

All that campers are guaranteed in terms of Jordan Clarkson interaction is an autograph opportunity and a meet-and-greet. :lolbron:

So he he shows up the 1st day of camp, and maybe the last day of camp for an hour total. Takes some pictures with the kids, signs some basketballs & t-shirts. :bryan:

Don't forget that his travel to and from the camps, his meals for the duration, and any hotel stays (I doubt he lives in Cleveland) are tax-deductible business expenses. :win:

Especially useful when both the state of Ohio and the City of Cleveland both have steep income tax rates. :damn:

To top it all off, he collects a percentage of that $295/camper fee (I'd assume at least 33%) in exchange for the National Basketball Academy using his name to market the camps. :pachaha:

He doesn't spend any time or money out of his own pocket organizing the camps...that's all on the National Basketball Academy :win:

Given that cover photo, assume what, 50-100 kids per camp? And 3 camps? So at the top end, we're talking ~$29k to Clarkson, plus a bunch of tax deductions...for an hour of work :wow:

The hustle is real with this one :banderas:
 

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he might be trash playing against other NBA players, but he is still one of the best basketball players on earth

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Clarkson had one of the worst playoff performances ive ever seen but I’d love to see dude walk in to a Cleveland gym and just dub a line of nikkas that was talking shyt 1 on 1 like some Bruce Lee exhibit. Just to show the discrepancy between a shytty NBA player and an average ass Joe.
 

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he might be trash playing against other NBA players, but he is still one of the best basketball players on earth

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Clarkson had one of the worst playoff performances ive ever seen but I’d love to see dude walk in to a Cleveland gym and just dub a line of nikkas that was talking shyt 1 on 1 like some Bruce Lee exhibit. Just to show the discrepancy between a shytty NBA player and an average ass Joe.
That's actually worse though. You ever see a guy try to teach math when they brilliant at the subject but don't know how to explain it? They're the worst teachers out there. It all came natural to them so they have no idea how to teach it to people who it doesn't come natural to. There are some math geniuses who know how to teach regular people, but they a minority and you can tell in the first 30 seconds whether the guy you looking at is one of them or not.

Clarkson has sick skills and horrific basketball IQ. Maybe you learn something from the work ethic he had to develop those skills, but I bet he'd suck as a teacher.
 

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Clarkson had one of the worst playoff performances ive ever seen but I’d love to see dude walk in to a Cleveland gym and just dub a line of nikkas that was talking shyt 1 on 1 like some Bruce Lee exhibit. Just to show the discrepancy between a shytty NBA player and an average ass Joe.
feel like the cavs should just waive him....

He's not even worth the roster spot. And no one will trade for him at this point. The lakers pulled off one of the best trades of all time.....
 
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