HAS JORDAN CLARKSON LOST HIS DAMN MIND

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If my son asked to go to Jordan Clarkson's basketball camp he'd end up fatherless :francis:
The National Basketball Academy (:mjlol:) is counting on your ex-wife paying tho :pachaha:
The athletic camp hustle is wild underrated...there's a reason you always see the dudes running these things rollin around in brand new Escalades and shyt :banderas:

That accelerated depreciation on vehicles over 6,000 lbs :ahh:

Mileage deductions :whew:
Campers' meals are a business expense too...but what happens to all those unopened 24-packs of kids' size chips and Gatorades...:jbhmm:
Wait...the camp organizers' wife is takin em all back to Walmart and getting gift cards in return? Even after running the full expense against the business? :ohhh:
And somehow they're out here using the school fields for no charge...oh yeah, wifey is the office lady for the school...somehow the fields are always booked so fee-payers can't use em :pachaha:
And don't even get me started on re-selling all the used equipment at the end of the camp back to the school for full price because you also got that vendor contract :banderas:
People stay low-key cakin off this shyt :wow:
 

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When cats structure their summer camp hustles as non-profit organizations... :wow:
Those donations from all over the place start comin in...because "its for the kids" :mjlol:

One newspaper feature about how they're "keeping kids out of trouble" :russ: but "need more community support" :feedme: and its on and crackin :whew:

Meanwhile they're still charging families to send their kids to camp...because there's no law against non-profits charging fees. :win:
The nikka got his 3 best friends, his barber, and his wife on the board of directors :russ:
And he isn't an employee of the non-profit...he's a "contractor"...meaning everything he does associated with his duties turns into a tax deduction. :ahh:
His wife the only employee of the joint...and because she's employed by a non-profit, all her student loans go to $0 after 10 years...that PSLF shyt is real, brehs :banderas:

The fukkery that goes down with these joints...shyt will blow your minds brehs :wow:
 

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I went to MJ's camp and had room and board for like $550. Granted that was in the 90s but still
Yeah...if it was today, and it was a Lebron camp (just using the star player from this era as an example)...no way that's less than $3,000. Maybe even more. :damn:

And it would probably be overbooked...they'd be out here tryna cram 6 nikkas into a bedroom with triple bunk beds and shyt because of all the demand. :russ:

Families are smaller now, so more can be spent on each kid. :manny:
 

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We all know he played shytty for the cavs but i damn sure ain't gonna hate on another (brother) man's legit hustle..

He probably got this shyt geared with his filipino peoples in mind...Both sides will benefit from this..That hive mind mentality they have gonna fatten his pockets up and their basketball culture gets enriched...:yeshrug:
 

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LETS NOT FORGET THAT HE WAS A 6TH MAN OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE BEFORE LEBRON TOOK HIM OUT HIS ELEMENT


300 BUX FOR BASKETBALL CAMP IS FAIR
 
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