Has or have your Significant other relatives ever make a pass at you????

[MaxPain]

How did you transition to the cousins? Did you wait until they made a move or you shot first?

One cousin flat out came on to me bc she had my # from my ex “trusting” her female friends/cousins to have my # (lol set her self up).....she drunk called me one night asking me to come over & several other times hit on me but I curved her cuz she was a fat box bodied bytch.

The other one who was actually cute AND curvy I came at her first but she was very receptive like she was WAITING for it. I did notice her always staring at me, mentioning me to her own bf, among other things. I messaged her on snapchat like a week after the breakup with my ex and it was on from there. We got in touch and she started sending me nudes, facetiming then fukking. She joined the Navy but we still stay in touch. I lowkey wanted her instead of her cousin and wish I met her first but timing was off.

If I met the cute cousin first I would have never been with my ex.

 

[Leasy]

One cousin flat out came on to me bc she had my # from my ex “trusting” her female friends/cousins to have my # (lol set her self up).....she drunk called me one night asking me to come over & several other times hit on me but I curved her cuz she was a fat box bodied bytch.

The other one who was actually cute AND curvy I came at her first but she was very receptive like she was WAITING for it. I did notice her always staring at me, mentioning me to her own bf, among other things. I messaged her on snapchat like a week after the breakup with my ex and it was on from there. We got in touch and she started sending me nudes, facetiming then fukking. She joined the Navy but we still stay in touch. I lowkey wanted her instead of her cousin and wish I met her first but timing was off.

If I met the cute cousin first I would have never been with my ex.

Damn that shyt crazy. Do you think your ex had any idea that her cousins wanted you?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Yes. A guy's son who was like 20 tried me. I shut that down with the quickness.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

I remember when a girl I was with mom bust in the bathroom on me and stood there waiting for me to pull my dikk out to pee. Hoe was measuring me up. At the time I was standing in front of the toilet on the phone.

Well did you pull your dikk out for her

 

[Address_Unknown]

Dated this one girl for about a year and change, got in good with her fam, but sorta got closer than I expected with her Mom. While she wasn't overt with that shyt, she sorta had a way of hugging me from behind in public calling me her "Son-in-Law" whenever we were out a friendly functions and it was a bit awkward having ya girl's Mom hug you from behind in public,rubbing her face into your back with people around.

Spoiler: Penthouse Letter Ducktales

Girl I was dating had a Mom that was a bit too friendly with me, but I just figured she was like that since she was the bubbly type. Didn't help that me and her daughter was arguing damn near everyday over the stupidest of shyt and she had already said she was really happy that her daughter found someone she considered stable and wasn't out doing shyt or not being shyt so she favoured me even though things were falling apart.

We talked alot and at times when I got a bit bold, drank together. I never openly flirted with her and her flirtation with me was more coy than anything, but it was there. After me and her daughter broke up (She broke it off with me to go fukk with this doctor cat who came back home and was "trending") I used to see her and wave/make small talk but never really stuck around enough for a formal conversation until we met by chance a few months later.

I was in the Liquor section buying some Rum and felt somebody knock a shopping basket against my ass like I look around and she watching me dead in the face talking about "You know I don't drink Rum, I'm a wine woman." I was single, mostly healed emotionally and not to sound crass, still with a semi since it was morning. I turn and tell her. "Nah, you ain't doing no drinking tonite. You put too much salt in ya shyts when you sloshed* A reference from a dinner she had made a while back where she was sipping wine and cooking and ended up oversalting some potatoes and we laughed about hypertension and diabetes and getting older (I was late 20's at the time, she was late 40's) after the dishes were cleared.

We make small talk, dance around the subject of me not being with her daughter and she basically said "Just because you and here are finished, don't mean WE are finished." She didn't ask, she sorta said it, being bold while I was sorta being timid and we played off each other like we usually did when our places were set out, but now that I was single to go along with her always being single (Divorced) we danced around each other for a bit, meeting and mild flirtation out in public until I pretty much told her I'm coming over with not one but TWO bottles of her fave wine and I want us to talk candidly with our shoes off on her porch.

She accepted. I came over with a chiller. We drank, talked, confided each other. I told her about my family problems, why I felt it didn't work out with her daughter, about nearing 30, she talked about nearing 40, her lack of confidence in dating another man right now past just having dalliances, her parents marriage which is still going strong in comparison to hers which lasted a little under a decade amongst other shyt. After we opened the second bottle of wine, I made my move and told her that she has nice feet and I'd like to rub them while she talked.

She looked a bit taken back, but I told her, that if she agrees, go inside, get some more frozen grapes, some sweet smelling lotion come back and put her left foot in my lap.

If she ain't with it or feel like I'm being forward. Go inside, turn the porch light off and I'll leave and we never speak on this shyt again.

She came back in less than a minute with the shyts, I put thumb to arches, oiled up her piggies while she sat there resting on her elbows and we had our first informal date. One of the best relationships I ever had with a woman, truth be told. Our "Fling" as she called it lasted twice as long as what me and her daughter had. We actually traveled together, did a bit of kinky shyt (Semi-Public fukking) and comforted each other mutually until It ended when she met a dude her age and got married.

 

[HARLEM AL]

Yes, if you think you haven’t you have. If you’re a guy and it’s a woman it is very subtle. You most certainly missed it.

 

[MaxPain]

Damn that shyt crazy. Do you think your ex had any idea that her cousins wanted you?

I think she had an idea....but im not sure.

thats why its crazy to me how quick women/female friends backstab each other yet smile in each other faces

 

[MasterOfAllHeSurveyz]

I just remembered another one. I think I mentioned it on here before about fukking older women. This was about 15 or 16 years ago. The girl wasn't a SO, but I was trying to get the draws. I'd get close, but could never get her to bite. I was talking to her moms casually, one day, just shooting the shyt at a hole in the wall club her son owned. She'd notice me staring at her daughter and told me straight up, "Why chase after the replica, when you can have the original?" She totally caught me off guard. It wasn't what she said, it was the way she said it that made my dikk hard as a rock. I felt like the kid in the class hoping that the teacher didn't call me up to the blackboard. Muthafukks trying to give me daps and shyt and I'm hugging the counter for dear life.

I thought about that shyt, for what felt like an eternity, and said fukk it. She left out first and I followed about five minutes later to head to her house. A get a call on my cell a few minutes later from my homey, "I know where you're going. I saw it in eyes. She's been asking about you man. I didn't relay the message because I didn't know how you'd react."

To my surprise, Moms had a dope ass body (none of that blowup doll, pay per pump inflated asses shyt which looks ridiculous to me) with just a little pudge in the stomach area that she was hiding under those clothes. She never wore anything tight-fitting that would give you an indication that she stayed in such incredible shape for her age and three kids. She wasn't getting dikk on the regular at all, since her husband passed, as the first few times we fukked was kind of hard on both of us. Sore dikk ain't fun at all. However, once that thang opened up, it was on. My nickname for her between my best friend and me was Stripe. You 80s babies will get the reference. I loved those tiger stripes on her ass.

We'd fukk like rabbits Friday and Saturday and I had to sleep all day Sunday to get prepared for work on Monday. One of the few women in my life that I never got tired of fukking.

 

[Neuromancer]

One of my ex's female cousins, but I'm super oblivious to women making passes at me. My ex told me later. I was like oh ok.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I'm college me, my girl and her sister lived together

And when my girl wasn't there her sister would constantly walk past our bedroom when the door was open in a t-shirt and no panties



She was fine as fuxk
But face a lil beat

But that shyt had me going crazy


I was too scared to do anything

I use to think about her when I was smashing my girl

 

[WesCrook]

Damn that shyt crazy. Do you think your ex had any idea that her cousins wanted you?

I'm sure she did. Women are very good of sensing stuff like that.

 

[Gold]

Yes. But thank God only my exes. My wife's sister see me as the big brother they never had

 

[General Mills]

When I came back home from the Navy I ran into my old high school ex. We ended up chopping it up for a little bit but I was older and wiser and had no wish to really deal with her bullshyt. Her moms tried me tho. I was at a drug store and she was like hey General. Tiff told me you were back in town. How is your mom and grandma. . etc. . .Then she said you know you are always welcome to come over. I said thanks! She said call me. Does not matter if Tiff is there or not. . Then she walked away. It did not hit me until a few minutes later and I was


At this time her moms was prob late 40's. She was still But you could tell back in the day she was probably a real problem.


Ran into her again a few weeks later at a grocery store and she said. The offer is still on the table And sashayed away. . . I never took her up on it. . I should have.



Another time I was here in Jax and my girl at the time . . Her dad died suddenly. So we went to St. Augustine for the funeral. I was supposed to ride in the Limo with my girl and her aunt and some other fam. Her sister was in another Limo and I guess she started really losing it crying and shyt. So my girl was going to ride with her sis. I could not go in that limo cause there was no more room so I just stayed in my current limo. I was sitting next to her aunt who was a younger aunt. She was around mid thirties and looked pretty good. She was crying and sobbing She ended up putting her head on my shoulder and I auto put my arm around her to comfort her. Nothing sexual just helping out. Then she slipped her hand in my pants. Jacked me all the way off to the grave site. When we pulled up to the cemetery I bussed The whole time she was still sobbing and crying on my shoulder.

 

[Bumblebreh]

I remember when a girl I was with mom bust in the bathroom on me and stood there waiting for me to pull my dikk out to pee. Hoe was measuring me up. At the time I was standing in front of the toilet on the phone.

Yeap her aunts and coworkers have given me the

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

My Wasband’s brother (my brother in law) tried to get with me at the beginning of our “relationship”. I guess because he knew at that point it wasn’t serious. Once he found out his brother actually liked me on that level he backed off though.