Has or have your Significant other relatives ever make a pass at you????

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I fukked one of my ex's sisters multiple times

 

[Alvin]

I'm just now seeing this because I'm being weird with my notifications cause I got issues, but I'll answer if not just to satisfy my OCD nature of responding to folk that ask me questions.

Spoiler: The p*ssy

was fire after we tuned it up and I learned exactly how to rev her motor, so to speak. After we decided to officially 'court' as her old ass called it, she was keeping me at bay from hitting for like a solid two weeks and I figured she was wrestling with alot of minor issues we addressed when we decided to be with each other, but it turned out that she had a bout of Vaginal dryness that she was trying to remedify before she let me in since she was afraid I'd be disinterested in her, being younger and all that, which fukked with her self esteem and made her question herself as a woman'n'shyt.

After consoling her, I took her to my OBGYN (Yes, I'm a dude. No I don't have a Vagina. Yes I tend to get my women's sexual health validated by someone I trust since we exchange trades in lieu of payment) and she got medicated, put on an intense hydration regimen (By me) and we discussed her kinks and arousal triggers etc and took it from there. After her plumbing started working and we pretty much burnt a hole into the floor, she got outfitted with an hormonal IUD and pretty much told me to shoot the club up every chance I got. Never had another problem in the bedroom during our run. She tasted even better after she started to diet, exercise and keep up with the hydration too, which also improved her sex drive a great deal.

Spoiler: In terms of looks

, her mother was an older version of her and they both resembled sisters about a decade or so apart. Her daughter had the bigger C-cup size chest, but since her mother was heavier than her, she had more to work with when she started exercising, but both were blessed with Callipygian genes, but her Mom let me explore her body to a way higher degree than she did, so she gets the edge all around.

Spoiler: She eventually found out

We had a few close calls within the first few months, because while we were both consenting adults, wanting to keep our union private, this island is small and it doesn't take much for odd/new pairings to form before folk start putting two and two together. Our only public appearances were when we ate lunch, and her Daughter confronted me about it and I told her "Me and your mom are friends, same like we were when we dated." and that sorta threw her off the trail for a bit, but as we got more comfortable with each other, our interactions changed and you couldn't help but notice.

We ate lunch everyday. Then I took a temp job working at the Trust Company she was HR for and even ventured out to a Sunday Church meet every now and again. The real clincher was when someone sent her (daughter) a vid of Me and her Mom at lunch, but her Mom had her arms resting on the railing of the Mountain view restaurant we was at, with her head pointed towards the ceiling, while my own hands were under the desk, neither of us touching our food. She had her foot in my lap and I was massaging her ankle/toes; A thing I've done countless times to countless other women who liked that sort of shyt after a meal or at the very least, indulged me.

She lit my ass up in public the next day and I guess one of her bytch ass friends released the video around the same time of us in the resturant with the caption (Where are their hands?) and it was pretty much confirmed. I told her (Daughter) we both consenting adults and we enjoying each other's company, worry about your own shyt. She argued with her mother about it but I never really got into the middle of that, but her Mom pretty much told her that she's happy and I make her so.

The bigger issue was with my parents, since I was in my mid 20's at the time and my mother was angry that I was with a broad that was just as old as she was.My Dad tried to make some blustering ass point about the age difference between us, trying to allude to the fact that her body will start breaking down quicker than I'd like or some shyt, but pound for pound he's an idiot who's guidance is unwarranted so Ignored the fukk out of him and told him to worry about his damned self.

After we were 'ousted', we decided to double down and be a bit more bold. Movie dates, I went to whatever social affairs and outings she had job related and we'd joke about ourselves/relationship whenever someone decided to be forward and ask us.

Then we started taking vacations and that's when things heated up, which made both my parents and her daughter madder for whatever reason as this thing between us didn't fizzle out but grew stronger. We traveled all through Europe, made wine with our feet in Tuscany, got lusty on balconies overlooking the Venice canals, took her to the Eiffel tower and the Catacombs off the strength of the friends I had there at the time who got us in ahead of the crowds.

My mom had to finally accept what was happening even though she pretty much told me that I should be looking to settle down with someone my age for the sake of starting a family, but me and her daughter had a huge bust up that culminated in me doing some vengeful petty shyt to her (daughter) since the only thing I could do for her nosy ass was give her something to be mad about, but that's a whole 'nother story.

All in all, we dated for roughly 3 years and ended things when she met a dude her age since she was determined not to 'lock me up' since she wanted me to start a family and not be tied to an 'old woman' at such a young age. One of the best relationships I've ever been in, truth be told and if she ever gets divorced........

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wow

I'm assuming your not close with your dad? lol

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

When I came back home from the Navy I ran into my old high school ex. We ended up chopping it up for a little bit but I was older and wiser and had no wish to really deal with her bullshyt. Her moms tried me tho. I was at a drug store and she was like hey General. Tiff told me you were back in town. How is your mom and grandma. . etc. . .Then she said you know you are always welcome to come over. I said thanks! She said call me. Does not matter if Tiff is there or not. . Then she walked away. It did not hit me until a few minutes later and I was


At this time her moms was prob late 40's. She was still But you could tell back in the day she was probably a real problem.


Ran into her again a few weeks later at a grocery store and she said. The offer is still on the table And sashayed away. . . I never took her up on it. . I should have.



Another time I was here in Jax and my girl at the time . . Her dad died suddenly. So we went to St. Augustine for the funeral. I was supposed to ride in the Limo with my girl and her aunt and some other fam. Her sister was in another Limo and I guess she started really losing it crying and shyt. So my girl was going to ride with her sis. I could not go in that limo cause there was no more room so I just stayed in my current limo. I was sitting next to her aunt who was a younger aunt. She was around mid thirties and looked pretty good. She was crying and sobbing She ended up putting her head on my shoulder and I auto put my arm around her to comfort her. Nothing sexual just helping out. Then she slipped her hand in my pants. Jacked me all the way off to the grave site. When we pulled up to the cemetery I bussed The whole time she was still sobbing and crying on my shoulder.

This the type of shyt that I would have to think of every time I'm smashing


I always flash back to the wild shyt in my life



U really should have made a thread about that

 

[CinnaSlim]

Yes.

 

[Luke Cage]

I dated my girlfriends younger sister back in highschool. She hates me with a passion now.

 

[Consigliere]

I dated sisters when I was younger. Had the older sister first on some friends with benefits/ open relationship my freshman year of college and then dated her sister for 3 years after we broke up.

Would not repeat.

 

[Address_Unknown]

wow

I'm assuming your not close with your dad? lol

Spoiler: Daddy Problems

Not as close as public perception might have us, since I smile and try my best to keep the facade going since it would be easier to appear that way as opposed to letting him and others know how I truly feel about him. It's ranged went from fear, to disdain, to outright hatred as I grew older and the attrition took on a more physical nature since he got pretty fond of using corporal punishment up until I hit 15, took a semi-public flogging from him and was amazed at how powerful adrenaline could dampen pain and make one feel invincible in the face of something that once terrified the shyt out of you.

Breh, my Dad was a mediocre family man that coasted through life for 3 decades off the strength of my Mom being the sole breadwinner, while he established himself as a very ineffective and erratic disciplinarian that never took the time to find reason in anything you did; His only solution to whatever he disliked in you, was to exact a beating or threaten one, often publicly if an audience was present.

He was the type of dude to wail on you for failing math a semester but never get you the help that you needed, try and coax you into practicing and becoming better or atleast attain a working understanding of the shyt you failing, while still expecting you to get "Top" marks, with anything less resulting in a beating worse than the one he either promised you, or in some situations, ladened on you along with other archaic punishments. The type of nikka to slam your textbook down on the dinner table, collar you up by your shirt with a fist in your face and demand that you read/practice the ENTIRE textbook from 7am to 5pm and then in bed by 7...at the start of summer after showing you that he's cut and rigged a few switches to fukk you up with 'cause he's coming in the afternoon to quiz you on shyt.

But he never quizzed you. He just felt that objecting you to this extreme form of 'studying' as he called it mixed with abject fear would turn you into the student he felt EVERYONE should be, had they just "Listened to the teacher." because it starts with you not focusing as opposed to grasping and a belt will knock that right out of you. His logic. And it's funny, because he dropped out of school, doesn't read and can hardly pronounce certain words without sounding like he's partially illiterate at times, so you'd think he should atleast understand, but he refuses to.

He disliked seeing you having fun, it felt like and I honestly learned NOTHING from him in ways of values, philosophy or even basic manners, because he showed me how a selfish and egotistical human being he could be. Perfect example, the step from Primary School to Highschool was a pretty big one for most me and my friends and the first day of orientation when the parents came about and everyone was basically smiling, laughing, high fiving each other, feeling proud in our new uniforms since we finally made it to "Big School" and wondering what new changes we gonna experience. Everyone else's parents smiling, giving words of encouragement, one lady even prayed for us while we was there (Rest in Peace Mrs Power), the mood was so nice and jovial. Who pops in, corners me to the side and says loud enough for others to hear, with enough menace to change the whole mood that he's gonna "Give every teacher the right to take a belt and 'whup' my ass anytime I fukk up." causing damn near everyone to look around like someone just slapped the shyt out of a baby? My Pops. Couldn't he have told me that when we went home? Got in the car? He had to do that amongst my friends and their families making EVERYONE feel bad for me? That's the type of nikka he was; Didnt' care how he felt past how he made YOU feel, which was under his power.

Never praised you for shyt, never encouraged you to be better save for a handful of sparse moments when he wanted to be a bit more diplomatic and try and talk to you as intelligently as he could, which as I grew older, all sounded like uneducated gibberish tempered with ignorance and after I gave him that Tyson stare down during the last time he felt bold enough to hit me, he complained about me to other folk whenever my name came up to the point of ridicule until I graduated highschool and bounced.

The sad reality about my Pops, is that outside of my Bro and now my Mom's since they going through a divorce and we had a brief moment of sharing all the fukked up shyt he's done and how badly he held us back all our lives (Something she silently condoned for a minute when he was in favour with her, so I still look at her with an aire of disdain as well) he's a very well liked person. He's damn near a local celebrity here and all my cousins on his side consider him the "Best Uncle Ever" because he amplifies everything you like and facilitates it, while denying me and subsequently my bro, the same privilege because we were never academically brilliant or housed any other extraordinary skills, so we feared him, hated him and as we got older, avoided him.

My Dad pound for pound is a mediocre human being. I never once looked to run to him for anything, even as a pre-teen when I started saving my own money (Which he used to 'confiscate' at times) to buy shyt I wanted, started having feelings for girls or wondered how anything else a Pops would show his son works. I learned all that shyt on my own through the help of my Uncles and Grandfather (God rest his soul) while my Dad just stayed as an unnecessary figure in my life I wanted little to do with.

The only thing that man ever taught me, was how NOT to be a shyt father; something I know I'm gonna change when I eventually have kids 'cause his penchant for being an fukkhead instead of a father was weapon's grade, man.

Rest in Peace, #24.

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[BigE214]

Never hit them momma but I don made it through friends before. Kinda felt like I was heading there with my ex but I think her momma started disliking me because I was all her daughter would talk about. She was definitely feeling the flavor.

As a niggga has gotten older though, it ain't a plethora of 50 year olds that i'll get down with that are available.

 

[ColdSlither]

No, but there are a few older female cousins in my family who have commented about certain men in my family trying to get a little too close.

 

[BigE214]

I remember meeting a yella off myspace back in the gap lol.

Pretty as hell, looked thick. I pulled up on her a few times but the first time I went over and saw her sister- it was over for her. I was coming around for her sister. I ended up smashing her but I didn't want to cause I wanted the sister. FF years later I ran into her sister and we kicked it a few times. Had her coming to my job nshyt then boom- one day I'm at her crib ready to fukk and she says she can't cause I was with her sister. I'm thinkin' bytch that was 2006, it's 2018. Now I gotta try again

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

When I came back home from the Navy I ran into my old high school ex. We ended up chopping it up for a little bit but I was older and wiser and had no wish to really deal with her bullshyt. Her moms tried me tho. I was at a drug store and she was like hey General. Tiff told me you were back in town. How is your mom and grandma. . etc. . .Then she said you know you are always welcome to come over. I said thanks! She said call me. Does not matter if Tiff is there or not. . Then she walked away. It did not hit me until a few minutes later and I was


At this time her moms was prob late 40's. She was still But you could tell back in the day she was probably a real problem.


Ran into her again a few weeks later at a grocery store and she said. The offer is still on the table And sashayed away. . . I never took her up on it. . I should have.



Another time I was here in Jax and my girl at the time . . Her dad died suddenly. So we went to St. Augustine for the funeral. I was supposed to ride in the Limo with my girl and her aunt and some other fam. Her sister was in another Limo and I guess she started really losing it crying and shyt. So my girl was going to ride with her sis. I could not go in that limo cause there was no more room so I just stayed in my current limo. I was sitting next to her aunt who was a younger aunt. She was around mid thirties and looked pretty good. She was crying and sobbing She ended up putting her head on my shoulder and I auto put my arm around her to comfort her. Nothing sexual just helping out. Then she slipped her hand in my pants. Jacked me all the way off to the grave site. When we pulled up to the cemetery I bussed The whole time she was still sobbing and crying on my shoulder.

Breh, That last story is the wildest shyt I've ever heard

 

[MikelArteta]

When I came back home from the Navy I ran into my old high school ex. We ended up chopping it up for a little bit but I was older and wiser and had no wish to really deal with her bullshyt. Her moms tried me tho. I was at a drug store and she was like hey General. Tiff told me you were back in town. How is your mom and grandma. . etc. . .Then she said you know you are always welcome to come over. I said thanks! She said call me. Does not matter if Tiff is there or not. . Then she walked away. It did not hit me until a few minutes later and I was


At this time her moms was prob late 40's. She was still But you could tell back in the day she was probably a real problem.


Ran into her again a few weeks later at a grocery store and she said. The offer is still on the table And sashayed away. . . I never took her up on it. . I should have.



Another time I was here in Jax and my girl at the time . . Her dad died suddenly. So we went to St. Augustine for the funeral. I was supposed to ride in the Limo with my girl and her aunt and some other fam. Her sister was in another Limo and I guess she started really losing it crying and shyt. So my girl was going to ride with her sis. I could not go in that limo cause there was no more room so I just stayed in my current limo. I was sitting next to her aunt who was a younger aunt. She was around mid thirties and looked pretty good. She was crying and sobbing She ended up putting her head on my shoulder and I auto put my arm around her to comfort her. Nothing sexual just helping out. Then she slipped her hand in my pants. Jacked me all the way off to the grave site. When we pulled up to the cemetery I bussed The whole time she was still sobbing and crying on my shoulder.

General Mills chronicles

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I just remembered another one. I think I mentioned it on here before about fukking older women. This was about 15 or 16 years ago. The girl wasn't a SO, but I was trying to get the draws. I'd get close, but could never get her to bite. I was talking to her moms casually, one day, just shooting the shyt at a hole in the wall club her son owned. She'd notice me staring at her daughter and told me straight up, "Why chase after the replica, when you can have the original?" She totally caught me off guard. It wasn't what she said, it was the way she said it that made my dikk hard as a rock. I felt like the kid in the class hoping that the teacher didn't call me up to the blackboard. Muthafukks trying to give me daps and shyt and I'm hugging the counter for dear life.

I thought about that shyt, for what felt like an eternity, and said fukk it. She left out first and I followed about five minutes later to head to her house. A get a call on my cell a few minutes later from my homey, "I know where you're going. I saw it in eyes. She's been asking about you man. I didn't relay the message because I didn't know how you'd react."

To my surprise, Moms had a dope ass body (none of that blowup doll, pay per pump inflated asses shyt which looks ridiculous to me) with just a little pudge in the stomach area that she was hiding under those clothes. She never wore anything tight-fitting that would give you an indication that she stayed in such incredible shape for her age and three kids. She wasn't getting dikk on the regular at all, since her husband passed, as the first few times we fukked was kind of hard on both of us. Sore dikk ain't fun at all. However, once that thang opened up, it was on. My nickname for her between my best friend and me was Stripe. You 80s babies will get the reference. I loved those tiger stripes on her ass.

We'd fukk like rabbits Friday and Saturday and I had to sleep all day Sunday to get prepared for work on Monday. One of the few women in my life that I never got tired of fukking.

See this how I know I'm either or my height is a big disadvantage

I ain't got no stories like this

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

When I came back home from the Navy I ran into my old high school ex. We ended up chopping it up for a little bit but I was older and wiser and had no wish to really deal with her bullshyt. Her moms tried me tho. I was at a drug store and she was like hey General. Tiff told me you were back in town. How is your mom and grandma. . etc. . .Then she said you know you are always welcome to come over. I said thanks! She said call me. Does not matter if Tiff is there or not. . Then she walked away. It did not hit me until a few minutes later and I was


At this time her moms was prob late 40's. She was still But you could tell back in the day she was probably a real problem.


Ran into her again a few weeks later at a grocery store and she said. The offer is still on the table And sashayed away. . . I never took her up on it. . I should have.



Another time I was here in Jax and my girl at the time . . Her dad died suddenly. So we went to St. Augustine for the funeral. I was supposed to ride in the Limo with my girl and her aunt and some other fam. Her sister was in another Limo and I guess she started really losing it crying and shyt. So my girl was going to ride with her sis. I could not go in that limo cause there was no more room so I just stayed in my current limo. I was sitting next to her aunt who was a younger aunt. She was around mid thirties and looked pretty good. She was crying and sobbing She ended up putting her head on my shoulder and I auto put my arm around her to comfort her. Nothing sexual just helping out. Then she slipped her hand in my pants. Jacked me all the way off to the grave site. When we pulled up to the cemetery I bussed The whole time she was still sobbing and crying on my shoulder.

Omg

 

[MasterOfAllHeSurveyz]

See this how I know I'm either or my height is a big disadvantage

I ain't got no stories like this

I'm 5'8". When I graduated HS, I didn't even weigh 122lbs. I was literally the kick sand in the face guy from the Charles Atlas ads. The guy at MEPS had to put his toe on the scale for me to meet the minimum weight requirement at the time in order for me to go to boot camp. That's just how skinny I was back then. That didn't stop me from getting p*ssy though. Ever see a girl at the dance that didn't get to dance with the guy she wanted and the prettier girl won out? Well, I was that guy who slipped in there to "cheer" her up.

I was then, and still am, a super nerd. I wasn't one of the standout guys in the popular crew in school nor was I the one of the guys the top shelf girls were swooning over. I did have a few things going for me, though. I was never afraid to shoot my shot and I've never felt that any woman, on planet Earth, was out of my league. What's the worst that could happen? A no? A fukk off? What? Get out of my face? A nikka, please? I didn't care about getting shot down. There has been many a day of me overhearing, "How in the fukk did he get that?" and "What is she doing with him?". I'd slide right on in literally and figuratively.

I was a voracious reader when I was very young. I used to read encyclopedias for fun. Years of doing that built up a reservoir of knowledge I could pick from to generate conversations where I'd never run out of stuff to talk about. Not being limited to talking about whoever is hitting on the radio or famous ABC doing XYZ can take you around the world. Most women thought I was a lot smarter than I thought I was, while internally, I felt like the How You Like Them Apples guy who got sonn'd by Matt Damon's character in Goodwill Hunting.

Hell, I don't think I'm all that great looking. I think I'm average or slightly below. However, women have told me that I have bedroom eyes (whatever that means). What's funny is when they told me that, my eyes were probably like that because I was drunk, blunted or both.

My mother named me with one of the whitest first names you can think of. I used to hate my name when I was young. But, women, for some unknown reason, liked it. Unrelated: The faces of white people when I showed on to fix stuff and the only info they had on me was my name . . . I could write a small book on that alone.

No one will believe me, but I've fukked three Hollywood broads and a slightly famous female R& B singer who would pick me up at the Amtrack station in Croton and we'd hang out at her aunt's house in Spring Valley. I met her at my cousin's wedding back in '97-'98ish and we were assigned to the same table. I acted like I didn't even know her.

Oh, yeah. My accent is country as fukk on some, "Where the fukk are you from?" type shyt. They like that shyt too which still has me super confused.

Either I'm incredibly lucky or my game lifetime batting average is +.300 level.