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jesus man, look at all those fukking Monster energy logos :mjlol:

i dont know why people like that shyt. remember all those mesothelioma tv ads back in the day? i predict youre gonna be seeing them for monster, rock star, ghost, etc. i understand the original red bull formula and it does work well, but some of these companies are throwing 300,400mg+ anhydrous caffeine into these drinks with massive overdoses of vitamins* and additional caffeine sources like guarana (which contains 2x the caffeine of coffee yet is usually listed as a 'proprietary blend'). anhydrous caffeine is more potent

if yall drink energy drinks i encourage you to switch to a healthier alternative. so many men are gonna be dropping dead in their 40s and 50s because of these stupid ass drinks

*not necessarily dangerous, just stupid. you pee out vitamins you dont absorb. shyt is stupid to throw 12000% DV B12 in there. your body cant even use that lmao
Had a friend that died mid 20s from energy drinks.
 

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hit the reset button on that cracka.
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sounding like shotgun blasts, and your punches wont do shyt. :huhldup:

only way to fight them is to dodge and weave and wait for them to gas, just hope they dont connect.



Yeah those thudding shots be the ones they teach you to throw.


Fighting a dude like that would be tough… the way he was throwing the shots and being taller :wow:


It would even be hard to weave with that nikkas belly pushing all up on you :mjlol:
 

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jesus man, look at all those fukking Monster energy logos :mjlol:

i dont know why people like that shyt. remember all those mesothelioma tv ads back in the day? i predict youre gonna be seeing them for monster, rock star, ghost, etc. i understand the original red bull formula and it does work well, but some of these companies are throwing 300,400mg+ anhydrous caffeine into these drinks with massive overdoses of vitamins* and additional caffeine sources like guarana (which contains 2x the caffeine of coffee yet is usually listed as a 'proprietary blend'). anhydrous caffeine is more potent

if yall drink energy drinks i encourage you to switch to a healthier alternative. so many men are gonna be dropping dead in their 40s and 50s because of these stupid ass drinks

*not necessarily dangerous, just stupid. you pee out vitamins you dont absorb. shyt is stupid to throw 12000% DV B12 in there. your body cant even use that lmao

Energy drinks are premium in the hood. Especially red bull!
 

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Couldnt you say the same about boxing?
How can you equate the two?

Power Slap allows you just haymaker a mother fukker in the jaw. No dodge, no parry, nothing.

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