Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
Homie should fukk with escorts/strippers.
He already got handed multiple L's. Only way to save face is, get in shape and start noticeably fukking other people. Here's the kicker though, the wife will get jealous and start trying to cock-block his shyt, saying stuff like I don't want to watch the kids tonight it's your turn...
Best thing they can do now is, fukk other people, wait until the kids graduate, and separate, not even divorce but separate.
He already got handed multiple L's. Only way to save face is, get in shape and start noticeably fukking other people. Here's the kicker though, the wife will get jealous and start trying to cock-block his shyt, saying stuff like I don't want to watch the kids tonight it's your turn...
Best thing they can do now is, fukk other people, wait until the kids graduate, and separate, not even divorce but separate.
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when Ashley or Madison comes around senior year tossing the punanny... then the fukkery begins post-wedding
