anyway dude went to the bathroom and fapped a nut in a ziplock. next day he was fired!
for p*ssy but a horrible gig.
I was spending the night with a friend and around 2am i felt a hand go down my boxersi wake to find her hand over my mouth so her roommate doesn't hear. She sucked the nut out of me and went back to bed....
Let's no forget about the train that was ran on me a few years back by these chicks I used to chill with.
damn Nykka! Bishes is out here training you? Better stop dressing so provocative and putting yourself in these compromising situations. I wanted to run when that bish overpowered me at work. thank god it didn't go to far.If a woman finds you attractive she will let you get away with a lot. But if she's not attracted to you, you getting hit with the sexual harassment like Gina did Martin Lawrence.
But let a pretty nikka f*ck up and try to bounce after f*ckin', you will get hit with the rape charge though, word to Kobe and Darren Sharper 
at all of these ducktales in here.
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smmfh at these girls. they get away with so much shytIn the early days of my job I damn near got fired for flirting with the CEO's wife. She was 18 years younger than her husband and crazy flirty. She normally dressed real conservative at work, but at the holiday party she wore a low cut dress that had all the dudes double taking cause she had some huge breasts that nobody had ever noticed. We're all at a casino and a couple of us are at a blackjack table and the two of them come and sit at our table. For some reason she sits near me at the end of the table while her husband is in a middle seat. She's drunk as fukk. She's leaning all over my arm with her breasts damn near completely out of her dress and laying on my arm. She starts rubbing my leg under the table. I pocket my chips and say I'm out of money so I'm out. She pulls some money out and gives it to me to stay. I said fukk that and just bounced out saying I was too tired.
So at another company party I was blackout drunk. Her and another female coworker pull me onto the dance for both grinding on me and grabbing me all over. In both occasions her husband is giving me a death stare. That one was so bad I was convinced I was fired. So then at someone's going away party I came there wearing a basketball jersey. She comes from behind me while I'm sitting and sticks both hands down my jersey and starts rubbing my chest at which point I grabbed both her wrists like "what the fukk are you doing". She stops but then comes back like a minute later and does it again with ice in her hand trying to rub it on my nipples. I grab her wrists again and this time I look over to her husband who is again just giving me the most evil look. After that he drug her out of the party, cussed her out and took her home. It was fukked up for me cause dude was my professional mentor and we wasn't right for a while after that last incident. He thought I was trying to get at her.


I heard a story at my job that this one current manager was a big flirt and used to flirt with some dude here all the time. i guess she dared him to cum in a baggie and bring it to her cuz she had some fetish about cum in a bag.anyway dude went to the bathroom and fapped a nut in a ziplock. next day he was fired!
bytch still works here, yes shes an over the hill cac.
scandalous. This is a good thread. Reminds me to stay on my toes. Us against the world brehs

. She reaches for my junk and asks if I wanted to help her out, chick knows I'm married but didn't care, I'm like nah, do your thang tho. I just kinda stood there and watched for a while but never made a move til she finished w herself. She asked if I enjoyed the show, I'm like of course
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at all of these ducktales in here.
I've always found it amusing how the coli has experienced the exact same thing as each other.
-Do married women ever eyefuk you?
The coli- yep, all the time. They're usually middle aged white women tho.
-Do females ever grab your ass in public
The coli- (types up a story about how women grabs their ass while their boyfriend is there).
These threads only go good for the first two pages, after that it becomes another episode.![]()
