This chick who entered miss phillipians back in the day rubbed her ass on my crotch as she walked past. I thought it had to be accidental because the gap was small. I couldn't get that accuracy 10 times over. How are women so bad at sports so good at placing bodyparts where they want?

Got damn truth.

I had a coworker come over on her lunch break, pull up a chair and massage my meat through my jeans with her feet. I like
, thinking we are work!!! Granted we are sitting behind a counter where no one could see us, I'm thinking this could be bad if a customer walks up. My boy comes out of his office over to the counter and to see what was going on cause he knew she came over to see me, his face is
. Here I am all in it enjoying it
and she just steady
. She leaves and a few days later I get told that we have to spend our lunchbreaks out of the building or in the breakroom. My boy from another dept told me "you know what happened right? XXX is stuck in his office doing paperwork he hate and here you are getting meat massages from cute co-workers!!". All kinds of fukkery went on at that job...........

thank you
That was one aggressive bytch. Was she white or black?
. One othe coworker who invited me over to the crib and we were playing som stupid card game. 3 chicks and just me but they were on
status so I wasn't fukked up about looking cool...all I know is somehow the chick ended up rubbing on my leg and crothe area while they were discussing who they think had a "big dikk" in our depertment.
at all of these ducktales in here.
.

... I don't know what to tell you breh. I can name countless examples about Women being this way. When I have dry spells I wish I can go back and indulge all of the instances I passed up. If you aint passed up more opportunities than you actually partook in, then You probably aint lived life to the fullest yet.
Damn. She was one of those Pan-sexual types, huh? She had to be into some real freaky shyt.