no but i almost did I quit before they could fire me

It was for being late and I knew I feasibly couldn't get to the location on time everyday
My problem is getting jobs I'm an incompetent knucklehead

with very poor time management skills, excessive procrastination and very absent minded the coli has probably hurt my attention span even more I check for fukkery updates
when I answer interview questions at a job it's like
I think my lack of concentration preparation and focus is a major problem
I used to use porn to medicate exam stress to provide a release so I could concentrate but I don't have exams anymore
it's now evident I have a major dopamine addiction( i used to think

there's no such thing but my desire for instant gratification from even the tiniest of daps has become a problem where i'm constantly logging in and out of the coli)
I can't even eat a meal without listening to a podcast or a 7 min youtube video
the problem is now I can't watch these podcasts without checking on the coli

I can't get jobs in retail stores either