Have you ever ducked a fade in real life?

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

How much you weigh?

140 lbs

 

[The M.I.C.]

Too old to be fighting like I used to but when I was younger, I ducked a couple of em.

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Too old to be fighting like I used to but when I was younger, I ducked a couple of em.

Why?

 

[Originalgangsta317]

140 lbs

yea bruh I see why you dodging cats

 

[Houston911]

I've been ducking fades my whole life..... Honestly not trying to be funny I've ducked over 40-50 fights in my life... maybe more.

nikkas always tryna fight me my whole life cause 1 nikkas jelous cause I'm handsome and my momma always bought me nice shyt, and i run my mouth a lot, and always tryna be the center of attention.


I ducked a fight last night actually I was in the bar drunk talking shyt to this bytch who dissed me when I tried to holler at her, so this nikka from New jersey tried to fight me, luckily the security gaurds came and saved me, I walked to my car fast as shyt.


God has my back, yall nikkas just dont know how many times I'ved ducked a serious ass beating.... something or someone always saves me.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Why?

One, when I was 16, I damn near got ambushed by a dude's brothers and cousins right before we got to it. nikkas were coming from everywhere. fukk that..had to retreat and muster up the forces.

Second time, a girl I was messing with at the job apparently had a secret boyfriend and dude decided to make a guest appearance at the job. Wanted to make a go outside in the parking lot. Passed on it for the sake of my job but I caught up with him much later on.

 

[Fatboi1]

There used to be this nikka on my block that tried stealing Pokemon Blue from me. I don't know dude or where he saw me before but dude just randomly came up to me talking about "Yo you stole my cousin Pokemon Blue!". shyt had me shook as a youngin cuz he was always with a bunch of crip nikkas from my way. luckily my brother was a street nikka so after a while of this dude tryna set me up(At the library, at my cousin building he'd be waiting in the hallway with some other nikkaz, on the streets etc.) i told him and my brother had him apologize to me. His boys and shyt knew my brother so they fell back. Dude never tried to "fight" me but I could tell he would try some shyt if I was caught slipping.

In High school?? Nah never had no serious problems. The only other incident that happened was me and my friends was leaving the library one night and we(like 5-6 of us I think) was getting followed by like 10 bigger dudes. One of them tried sayin some shyt to us while we walkin and we just pretendin we listening and as soon as we got to the light we HAULED ASS on a green light. shyt was scary we was bookin we don't even know if them nikkas was behind us or what and I lived right down the blocc. I was scared I'd get to teh door and be stuck outside and they'd see me or something but luckily my shyt opened up quickly. Man the hood ain't fukking good brehs

 

[Silkk]

Yeah when I was living in Louisiana and the dudes from N.O. started attending our school due to the hurricane. I ducked a lot of fights back then. Those guys were savages though, everything you hear about N.O. is probably true.

What school you went to?

 

[International S.]

Why you need 3 nikkas to jump em? Was dude nice with the hands or y'all was just scared of him?

-Dude was a savage about to graduate from high school robbing and beating on middle school nikkas to stay fresh-
That's why we jumped em nobody had ever caught him like that
by the time we hit high school and got jumped a couple times by fukk nikkas
if you was from round the way and someone who rode your bus to the hood
was getting jumped ...you better jump in, or nobodies ever passing you the blunt
you ain't getting no p*ssy...you lame and ride on the front of the bus...
you can't rep the hood

I got @ em because he robbed me and he duffed out many nikkas I fukked wit

Matt got @ em because he had to duck him then he got em jumped

Nut just didn't give a fukk...and nobody really knew him around the way


he wronged us first... but look @ the bright side
at least I ain't take his shoes

 

[International S.]

But I have made business decisions before

Catching this L ...would be very bad for business

 

[Houston911]

My freshman year in college me and a few of my bros visited a close friend at Baylor during their homecoming weekend in 2009. It was about 3am and we had just finished party hopping, so we were heading back to the dorm where my boy GJ’s girl stayed (she had some girlfriends there so you already know what was about to go down).

So we’re walking up to the stairs because there are too many people waiting for the elevator- didn’t think anything of it at the time. Most of the athletes stayed in this dorm, so needless to say a lot of people were coming back from the parties at the same time. We get to the 4th floor and of course there is a large group of people running back and forth between two of the intersecting hall ways. Apparently that group of people was eaves dropping on an altercation outside of a dorm room. Of course the altercation was taking place across the hall from GJ’s ladys’ dorm. Apparently, some dude hit his girlfriend.. so she called up one of her brehs from the football team(We’ll call him Eddie)- who then brought half the football team with him.

The battered female eventually made up with the boyfriend and all was cool, but she didn’t tell Eddie that it was all cool. So Eddie and his boys showed up to the door obviously to beat up ol’ dude- who barricaded the door so they couldn’t get in. Me and my bros (GJ, Malc, Travis, and Don) are all casually walking trying to not make eye contact with any of them linebacker ass dudes beating on that door.

[GJ knocks on his ladys’ door] Bae its me, open up.

No answer..

GJ continues to knock on the door while trying to convince us that his lady and her friends aren’t all sleep by now.

Me: Why don’t you call her? [obviously desperate for some late night cheeks]

(across the hall) Eddie: Open up the door bytch, I know your in there.

We all look in unison at this big ass nikka Eddie basically ready to bust the door off the hinges.

GJ's lady finally picks up the phone.

GJ: Open the damn door, we here..

His girl: We in the back watching --

GJ: Just come open the door

(across the hall) Eddie: Imma catch yo bytch ass on the yard next week bet that..

Eddie turns around, and its obvious at this point he just wants to fight someone..

Eddie: Ya'll lil' nikkas want some too?

(In my head I dying laughing because that was the exact same thing Stacy said on the Wood before he beat Mike's ass)

My stomach drops into my ass at this point as Eddie starts making his way over to us. The rest of the dudes with him start circling us. We hear the door unlock and its GJ lady..

Her: Why ya'll so damn loud?

GJ to Eddie (obviously showing out for his girl): Run up then bytch nikka

Now mind you Eddie and all the dudes with him are on the football team. Each of those dudes outweighed us by at least 40-50 lbs of muscle. In my head I'm like, " Its 9 against 5..Welp if we get out asses whooped, it is what it is"

Then one of the other players from the football team comes running around the corner.




(Out of breath and dramatic) The laws are down stairs we gotta get the hell out of here.

They drop out of formation on some Ginyu Force shyt and take off running. Bruh I ain't never been so happy in my life. We go into GJ's lady's dorm and she got 3 of her friends in there... I got more stories for those interested.

finish the story

 

[Cowboyz89]

In 8th grade (13yrs old) a car full of 21+ year olds pulled up and ran up on my boy cuz they thought he was someone else.
Had em hemmed up for a couple minutes, no punches thrown tho. I was shook, tried to talk my way out of getting jumped.

Got it cleared up and they left. Never saw them again.

 

[Primetime21]

I didn't go outside to play for 3 damn months cause I knew that nikka was gonna murk me.

 

[Fenian]

only if I was getting jumped. Never shat it from a square go. Even when this big moster of a boy 2 years above me was going to kick my head in for battering his wee brother.

Stabbed the fukk out him with one of those drawing compasses.

Got reported and had to go to a childrens panel hearing.

 

[Konnan]

Only once because I was pretty sure I'd be eating thru a straw for the remainder of my time