My freshman year in college me and a few of my bros visited a close friend at Baylor during their homecoming weekend in 2009. It was about 3am and we had just finished party hopping, so we were heading back to the dorm where my boy GJ’s girl stayed (she had some girlfriends there so you already know what was about to go down
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So we’re walking up to the stairs because there are too many people waiting for the elevator- didn’t think anything of it at the time. Most of the athletes stayed in this dorm, so needless to say a lot of people were coming back from the parties at the same time. We get to the 4th floor and of course there is a large group of people running back and forth between two of the intersecting hall ways. Apparently that group of people was eaves dropping on an altercation outside of a dorm room. Of course the altercation was taking place across the hall from GJ’s ladys’ dorm. Apparently, some dude hit his girlfriend.. so she called up one of her brehs from the football team(We’ll call him Eddie)- who then brought half the football team with him.
The battered female eventually made up with the boyfriend and all was cool, but she didn’t tell Eddie that it was all cool. So Eddie and his boys showed up to the door obviously to beat up ol’ dude- who barricaded the door so they couldn’t get in. Me and my bros (GJ, Malc, Travis, and Don) are all casually walking trying to not make eye contact with any of them linebacker ass dudes beating on that door.
[GJ knocks on his ladys’ door] Bae its me, open up.
No answer..
GJ continues to knock on the door while trying to convince us that his lady and her friends aren’t all sleep by now.
Me:
Why don’t you call her? [obviously desperate for some late night cheeks]
(across the hall) Eddie:
Open up the door bytch, I know your in there.
We all look in unison at this big ass nikka Eddie basically ready to bust the door off the hinges.
GJ's lady finally picks up the phone.
GJ: Open the damn door, we here..
His girl: We in the back watching --
GJ:
Just come open the door
(across the hall) Eddie: Imma catch yo bytch ass on the yard next week bet that..
Eddie turns around, and its obvious at this point he just wants to fight someone..
Eddie:
Ya'll lil' nikkas want some too?
(In my head I dying laughing because that was the exact same thing Stacy said on the Wood before he beat Mike's ass)
My stomach drops into my ass at this point as Eddie starts making his way over to us. The rest of the dudes with him start circling us. We hear the door unlock and its GJ lady..
Her: Why ya'll so damn loud?
GJ to Eddie (obviously showing out for his girl):
Run up then bytch nikka
Now mind you Eddie and all the dudes with him are on the football team. Each of those dudes outweighed us by at least 40-50 lbs of muscle. In my head I'm like, " Its 9 against 5..Welp if we get out asses whooped, it is what it is"
Then one of the other players from the football team comes running around the corner.
(Out of breath and dramatic) The laws are down stairs we gotta get the hell out of here.
They drop out of formation on some Ginyu Force shyt and take off running. Bruh I ain't never been so happy in my life.
We go into GJ's lady's dorm and she got 3 of her friends in there... I got more stories for those interested.
).So we’re walking up to the stairs because there are too many people waiting for the elevator- didn’t think anything of it at the time. Most of the athletes stayed in this dorm, so needless to say a lot of people were coming back from the parties at the same time. We get to the 4th floor and of course there is a large group of people running back and forth between two of the intersecting hall ways. Apparently that group of people was eaves dropping on an altercation outside of a dorm room. Of course the altercation was taking place across the hall from GJ’s ladys’ dorm. Apparently, some dude hit his girlfriend.. so she called up one of her brehs from the football team(We’ll call him Eddie)- who then brought half the football team with him.
The battered female eventually made up with the boyfriend and all was cool, but she didn’t tell Eddie that it was all cool. So Eddie and his boys showed up to the door obviously to beat up ol’ dude- who barricaded the door so they couldn’t get in. Me and my bros (GJ, Malc, Travis, and Don) are all casually walking trying to not make eye contact with any of them linebacker ass dudes beating on that door.
[GJ knocks on his ladys’ door] Bae its me, open up.
No answer..
GJ continues to knock on the door while trying to convince us that his lady and her friends aren’t all sleep by now.
Me:
Why don’t you call her? [obviously desperate for some late night cheeks](across the hall) Eddie:
Open up the door bytch, I know your in there.We all look in unison at this big ass nikka Eddie basically ready to bust the door off the hinges.
GJ's lady finally picks up the phone.
GJ: Open the damn door, we here..
His girl: We in the back watching --
GJ:
Just come open the door(across the hall) Eddie: Imma catch yo bytch ass on the yard next week bet that..
Eddie turns around, and its obvious at this point he just wants to fight someone..
Eddie:
Ya'll lil' nikkas want some too?(In my head I dying laughing because that was the exact same thing Stacy said on the Wood before he beat Mike's ass)
My stomach drops into my ass at this point as Eddie starts making his way over to us. The rest of the dudes with him start circling us. We hear the door unlock and its GJ lady..
Her: Why ya'll so damn loud?
GJ to Eddie (obviously showing out for his girl):
Run up then bytch nikkaNow mind you Eddie and all the dudes with him are on the football team. Each of those dudes outweighed us by at least 40-50 lbs of muscle. In my head I'm like, " Its 9 against 5..Welp if we get out asses whooped, it is what it is"
Then one of the other players from the football team comes running around the corner.
(Out of breath and dramatic) The laws are down stairs we gotta get the hell out of here.
They drop out of formation on some Ginyu Force shyt and take off running. Bruh I ain't never been so happy in my life.
We go into GJ's lady's dorm and she got 3 of her friends in there... I got more stories for those interested.
trying to peddle uphill as fast as i could and just when i thought i was gonna get ate the ower called the dogs name and he stopped on a dime on some
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