Have you ever ducked a fade in real life?

[Neil Tyson]

This lightskin dude was picking on me in class so I got in his face and stared him down.

After school I had my headphones on so I didn't notice people following me, guy rode in front of me and had his goons with him. I stopped, he pulled a gun on me and put it to my head.

He didn't say anything, not a word. My voice cracked, and I apologized.

That was it, he smirked. got on his bike and left. Weirdly enough, that's the last time I saw him

 

[Sk3ptical]

nah i'm a savage

 

[prince_peoples]

so he never came to school again?

Also did you just go back to school the next day like nothing happened?

This lightskin dude was picking on me in class so I got in his face and stared him down.

After school I had my headphones on so I didn't notice people following me, guy rode in front of me and had his goons with him. I stopped, he pulled a gun on me and put it to my head.

He didn't say anything, not a word. My voice cracked, and I apologized.

That was it, he smirked. got on his bike and left. Weirdly enough, that's the last time I saw him

 

[re'up]

I wouldn't classify them as p*ssy lol but some maybe will.....but, yeah pragmatic decisions were made to avoid arrest once or twice. I remember just getting out of jail about 10 years ago, in the summer, staying at my moms, and I go to the movie/shopping center down the street, in my old neighborhood, where there were pending issues with a few individuals.....Of course, a fukking Escalade pulls up, and four of them hop out, ready to beat me the fukk down in the middle of a parking lot, days after I get out, on full probation, everything...I took off, and ducked all of them. Of course all those dudes got smoked, went to prison, and are just degenerates now.....

Another time, at like 15 years old, me and my boys are throwing shyt at cars in front of my friends apartment complex, hiding behind a sign, in the dark. I wasn't throwing any eggs, not my thing, but they were. We thought since it was a busy street, with no turn around point, they couldn't do anything. Wrong. That Xterra pulled up about 5 minutes later, egg still running down all the windows, and 4 guys about 10 years or so older hopped out, yelling they were going to 'fukking kill us', and we all ran. I fell into a ditch, and just lay there lol listening to one of them scream about 20 yards away, looking for me.

In middle school, I hit some kid in the mouth in math class, this kid I hated, and he didn't do shyt, later in the day, he's like 'After school by the bathrooms...' I said 'Nah, I'm not going, we can do it right here if you want'. It wasn't like I was going to get jumped, I'd be more liable to bring 4 friends and stomp him, but I just thought that was a little ridiculous to schedule a confrontation, just handle it right here.

lol funny kid shyt....

 

[Goonba]

Spilled gatorade on this brolic senior's shirt when I was a freshman in high school, It was in 6th period Gym class too.

I offered to pay for cleaning but he and the homie he was with were like, "Naw " and told me I better wait outside the gate to leave school when the bell rang

I was shook, so I told the teacher I had an upset stomach and needed to go to the nurse... I went to my counselor instead and changed gym periods on that bytch. Left early afterwards too

I hid in the library like a bytch for like a week after I did that shyt. He luckily ended up transferring to another school early in the year.

 

[kingstl]

in 6th grade this dude way taller than me wanted to fight over something real stupid. I dont even remember why. I jetted outta school super fast. Made it home in record time. The next morning i apologized even tho i did nothing wrong

Dude is SUPER religious now and a good freind

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I am the type to avoid the shyt all together unless I am cornered or the person makes me think they are ready to swing on me. Back when life was sane in the early 90s I squared up when need be. One on one. Niqqas break it up once a clear winner emerges. shyt seems like another world compared to now.

Anyways. Two dudes that lived on my block got into it with some cats when I wasn't around one day. I think one of my neighbors got stole on. The next day as the first period bell rang they went in one building and I was on my way to another. Maybe 50 yards away. Then I see like half a dozen of the ops creeping into their building in stealth mode. shyt was like some wolfpack shyt. They were coming from multiple angles. The breezeway was shoulder to shoulder so it woulda took some doing to go against the tide.

I just turned my head like I ain't see the shyt and kept it pushing. I don't recall it really going down from what I heard later. Maybe a blow or two got thrown. I felt bad but I wasn't involved per se and it looked like a sure L. Art of War and all (don't fight a sure loss. Regroup. Evade. Get em when you know you got a winner.)

 

[EffedUp]

Once.

Back in high school I was in the 10th grade and dude was I believe in the 12th grade. He was a real quiet nikka (as was I) but this cat would literally talk to himself at times. One day while at the bus stop to go home there was at least 10 of us waiting. I'm standing there chillin and all of a sudden, this crazy nikka starts threatening me. Mind you, I've never spoke to this dude a day in my life and he's coming at me saying I was talking about him and shyt. My friends and I originally laughed it off but then I realized he was dead serious. This nikka was crazier than I thought.

Dude:
Me:
Dude:
Me:
Dude:
Me:

I'll admit I was shook cause I'm not about that life. The nikka talking to himself either got a bunch of personalities or he soft like terry cloth. I really wasn't trying to find out. I got on the bus and sat up front as he went to the back. It would normally take two buses to get home but sometimes I'd take three to get there faster. I get off the bus at a stop and this nikka gets off too.
I decide to walk around the corner to another stop but he stays at the other spot (I soon realize we'll be getting on the next buses). I got my phone and ready to call my brother to get me cause shyt might go down but a homie of mine got off that same bus and was at the same stop as me. He calmed me down saying that dude was crazy but that shyt's got his ass kicked in the past. Plus, something was wrong with him as he had been in high school for like 6-7 years and shyt. I knew if shyt went down though, the homie had my back.

Shockingly nothing else happened after that. Like this nikka literally went on with his life like that shyt never happened and never said anything else to me. I'm still confused to this day about it.

 

[GhettoTeK]

Never ran from no nikka

 

[Smokin Rider]

No but I probably would have. I was a 5'4" 6th grader and this big ass 5'10" 9th grader was fukking with my homeboys and had a reputation for knocking kids out cold. So we were in the lunch room and my breh says "fukk this fakkit we should jump his ass". I said "okay, so say somethin", he's like nah nows not the time. I gave him the and proceeded to yell out "aye fakkit!". My boys were cracking up and talking about jumping him when he got close but he walked out the door of the cafeteria, had us all looking like .

We start laughin and eating our food, when this dude bust through the cafeteria like batman when he was coming after the joker in dark Knight had everybody in thevery cafeteria looking like . Dude walks up to all 4 of us with me standing at the end. Dude proceeds to ask each one of us "did you call me a fakkit!?" All my friends looked shook as fukk (that day I learned they wasn't bout that action), and they gave a soft "no man". I'm looking at them like and when he asks me I smile like (but shook on the inside) and say "hell yeah I called you a fakkit!"

Everybody started laughin, and that confidence caught homeboy off guard, he looked surprised and shoved me and said "you calling me a fakkit?" I said "yeah bytch that's what I just said". Then a teacher broke it up and we go to class afterward. I got word thru my friend that he was gonna beat my ass after school, I was shook but didn't show it so I said "alright, I'm ready".

So school ended and I'm thinking shyts about to get ugly for me and I'm waitin for the bus but that kid never showed up, my home girl informed me that she told my 9th grade homie who was the star football player of our school what happened and he stepped up to the bully kid and told him if he steps to me he gonna get fukked up. And that was the end of that, I escaped an ass whooping and kept my dignity cause I never asked for help

 

[calixprynce]

corndogs

 

[Champagne Kudo]

No

Last fight I got into to was my freshman year of high school I think. And he did duck the fade

nikka tried to throw a damn binder at me but it hit my homeboy
Then he tries to jump kick on some karate shyt and I just push him aside like "really nikka"

This was after school though so when we were fighting the janitor stopped us. Then he sat me down to get my side of the story. By the time we was done dude had already ran away

He got suspended too for starting shyt and ended up not coming back to the school the next year

And all this shyt was over a girl that neither of us ended up getting. But I still won bytch

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

This lightskin dude was picking on me in class so I got in his face and stared him down.

After school I had my headphones on so I didn't notice people following me, guy rode in front of me and had his goons with him. I stopped, he pulled a gun on me and put it to my head.

He didn't say anything, not a word. My voice cracked, and I apologized.

That was it, he smirked. got on his bike and left. Weirdly enough, that's the last time I saw him

Gotta kill him next time u see him

 

[KplusK]

nikka tell your story

 

[Givethanks]

Yeah lol, it was that summer Chicago had 500 something murder. I think it was in 2012, if i'm not mistaken.

I was visiting some fam and a few friends that year. Spending enough time in the city, i learned bullshyt just comes your way. Usually i mind my business and people don't mess with me.

This one time walking to the mcdonalds by the 69th street red light stop, some random breh pulled up cus he thought i was someone. I backed down cus i kept on thinking about the what if, plus their was mad tension in the city that summer, you can feel it in the air.