Have You Ever Gotten Cheated On?

[MAKAVELI25]

This is a true story that no one ever believes but yes i have. The first time i had a 'serious' girl, i was very into her. We went out for like a month and she would get off work and come over to my place to spend the night. Usually i would be at work but this one time i took off to surprise her. I got some beef tips from walmart that i put in the microwave and i was going to tell her i cooked them with some egg noodles. i was gonna get it in brehs. now when i got to my place, i noticed a sound like the washing machine was on, so i thought she was already home. after about fifteen minutes i actually went upstairs to see what she was doing. when i opened the door i saw some Pretty Tony lookin dude pounding her out in missionary. i stifled a scream but i just saw red brehs. i couldn't fight, but i knew i had to do something. i went back downstairs, got the beef tips off the counter, went back upstairs, and here is where it gets crazy, i tripped and fell on some draws or stockings or some kinda shyt before i could throw it on them. Face-planted right into that shyt. The next shyt happened like a dream. Like in Call of Duty, when some dramatic shyt happens in story mode and it slows time down, i looked up in slow motion and dude was standing over me with his nakedness right in my face. He was laughing like i was some kind of bytch. Brehs, no lie, i felt like some alien power enter into me. I dragon-punched the absolute shyt out this dude's junk. I didn't say the words like dude says in the game, but i know i screamed like a war-cry. The power of it lifted him like 5 inches off the ground. We dated for like 2 months after that, but i have never known true love since.

 

[triplehate]

If she break up with you to fukk her ex that counts right?

If so yep.

How did I take it...like a bytch ass nikka. All in my feelings. But I was embarrassed so I ain't say shyt to anybody. Just ate the L in silence


By the way before it actually happened to me I thought that was like some urban legend shyt. Like so you trying to tell me a chick im with everyday would want to smash another nikka. Get the fukk outta here b.

 

[MillionMills]

The two girls I've loved in my life both cheated. It is what it is

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

This is a true story that no one ever believes but yes i have. The first time i had a 'serious' girl, i was very into her. We went out for like a month and she would get off work and come over to my place to spend the night. Usually i would be at work but this one time i took off to surprise her. I got some beef tips from walmart that i put in the microwave and i was going to tell her i cooked them with some egg noodles. i was gonna get it in brehs. now when i got to my place, i noticed a sound like the washing machine was on, so i thought she was already home. after about fifteen minutes i actually went upstairs to see what she was doing. when i opened the door i saw some Pretty Tony lookin dude pounding her out in missionary. i stifled a scream but i just saw red brehs. i couldn't fight, but i knew i had to do something. i went back downstairs, got the beef tips off the counter, went back upstairs, and here is where it gets crazy, i tripped and fell on some draws or stockings or some kinda shyt before i could throw it on them. Face-planted right into that shyt. The next shyt happened like a dream. Like in Call of Duty, when some dramatic shyt happens in story mode and it slows time down, i looked up in slow motion and dude was standing over me with his nakedness right in my face. He was laughing like i was some kind of bytch. Brehs, no lie, i felt like some alien power enter into me. I dragon-punched the absolute shyt out this dude's junk. I didn't say the words like dude says in the game, but i know i screamed like a war-cry. The power of it lifted him like 5 inches off the ground. We dated for like 2 months after that, but i have never known true love since.

 

[Diondon]

 

[Stir Fry]

This is a true story that no one ever believes but yes i have. The first time i had a 'serious' girl, i was very into her. We went out for like a month and she would get off work and come over to my place to spend the night. Usually i would be at work but this one time i took off to surprise her. I got some beef tips from walmart that i put in the microwave and i was going to tell her i cooked them with some egg noodles. i was gonna get it in brehs. now when i got to my place, i noticed a sound like the washing machine was on, so i thought she was already home. after about fifteen minutes i actually went upstairs to see what she was doing. when i opened the door i saw some Pretty Tony lookin dude pounding her out in missionary. i stifled a scream but i just saw red brehs. i couldn't fight, but i knew i had to do something. i went back downstairs, got the beef tips off the counter, went back upstairs, and here is where it gets crazy, i tripped and fell on some draws or stockings or some kinda shyt before i could throw it on them. Face-planted right into that shyt. The next shyt happened like a dream. Like in Call of Duty, when some dramatic shyt happens in story mode and it slows time down, i looked up in slow motion and dude was standing over me with his nakedness right in my face. He was laughing like i was some kind of bytch. Brehs, no lie, i felt like some alien power enter into me. I dragon-punched the absolute shyt out this dude's junk. I didn't say the words like dude says in the game, but i know i screamed like a war-cry. The power of it lifted him like 5 inches off the ground. We dated for like 2 months after that, but i have never known true love since.

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[ball15life]

If she break up with you to fukk her ex that counts right?

If so yep.

How did I take it...like a bytch ass nikka. All in my feelings. But I was embarrassed so I ain't say shyt to anybody. Just ate the L in silence


By the way before it actually happened to me I thought that was like some urban legend shyt. Like so you trying to tell me a chick im with everyday would want to smash another nikka. Get the fukk outta here b.

Same thing happened to me, breh. It took me weeks to really tell anybody what happened, and for what?? Went out like a straight bytch with that one. Never again.

Looking back, it crazy how she called out some of my boys for cheating, and also some of her friends as well, like she wasn't cheating also



It's all good though, you live and you learn. And you get smarter.

 

[Darealtwo1]

Everybody should remember that first time. I remember mine.

Went grocery shoppin Saturday morning to prepare a dinner for 2 that night, went and rented a cpl movies.

Got home, cleaned my apartment, waited, called her phone, but got the voicemail.

She finally came clean a week later, and told me she was wit her daughter's father that night. This was in 2001. Her excuse was that we were just hangin out, so she said she technically didnt cheat on me

We still talked and eventually started to "go together" and in 2003 and 2004, we had a son both yrs. Got married in 2005, but didnt last 6 months. I couldnt put up with petty shyt she got mad about, like gettin mad because I bought tires for my car, when I had to do a lot of drivin between Ohio and Illinois. I made the mistake of marryin her just because we had 2 kids. Dont ever do that. You have to want to do that regardless if kids are involved or not. I just wanted to try to make things better for my boys.

Got remarried in 2009 to the girl i chased all thru high school, had a son last March. A nikka still be havin insecurities though. My wife is waaaayyyy prettier than my 1st wife, and that is part of it. I be checkin her car for fast food cups in the passenger cup holder, condom wrappers, hotel ink pens and key cards, etc. I even hide behind the recliner she sits in and creep up when i hear her phone vibrate so i can see who the text or phonecall is from.



#GMB

GAWD DAMN!!!


on the real tho

Just ask her nikka...stop all that insecurity shyt! you got kids with the girl. You should be comfortable to ask her anything

 

[RiffRaff]

No....


At least not that I know of. Who truly knows 100% unless you're around that person 24/7

 

[El negrito de tejas]

Yep sure did
Can't believe I wanted to make it work only because she hadn't caught me cheating before.

 

[bogey_j]

who one-starred this

 

[1thouwow]

Not that I know of. I'm pretty sure I haven't though, I'm real observant and I carefully vet my relationships.

 

[little lizard]

long story short i ended up doing 6 months in the county for pistol whipping the bytch to sleep

 

[Hood Critic]

probably...

 

[Solano707]

long story short i ended up doing 6 months in the county for pistol whipping the bytch to sleep

#hoh