Have You Ever Had Sex With The Cleaning Lady?

[Address_Unknown]

Put me on game breh

What game, specifically?

I met her like I did any normal female and I thought that was what she was. The night we met at the pier bar in Mexico 'cause it was a mix of our ship and two others in port at the time along with working staff of all three. Everybody plain clothes and shytfaced.

The "Game" she put me on to was basically how to maneuver around the ship once you start smashing anyone from staff. From sending messages to other staff that should be in their "Network" of friends that would relay it back to her since civillian phones can't call staff phones, to never trusting the punk ass Indian security who will snitch on you the MINUTE they see you talking too long to a staff member and figure you trying to hit. Especially if they trying to hit as well and prolly failing so they gonna either blackmail her or get or fired.

Also, contraband is smuggled in using them same staff so if you buddy up or fukking one of 'em, chances are you should be good on certain fronts

Also, befriend your Bartender. Tip him/her if you can and if they cool people, they should start slipping you free drinks from time to time and if you lucky...whole bottles like a few of my bartender friends I made did on various cruises.

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

There's a big booty Dominican at my job that I would take down. Not trying to get fired like George Costanza though.

 

[blaccbeard]

i was staying in an extended stay hotel once for a couple of weeks and my cleaning lady made it very clear she was interested, but i didn't acknowledge it

she was a pretty older black lady too, she came on strong af at one point, and we had the bed right there everyday ready to go too

she switched with some other lady after i didn't reciprocate her advances, to my everlasting shame as a man i regret not taking her when i had the chance

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

Yeah she smokes me up too. Lil rican mami nothin crazy

Spoiler

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

My grand mother’s overnights home care attendant is the closest.

 

[Yo Mama]

I have never had a male domestic employee who I found attractive.

Not coz of the job but physically.

The current one is a young adult and I see him as a child.

 

[Yo Mama]

I have never had a male domestic employee who I found attractive.

Not coz of the job but physically.

The current one is a young adult and I see him as a child.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I remember I was trying to Holla at the cleaning lady at a job I had in High School when I was in Dallas 1 summer


Bih pretended like she didn't speak English

Then went and told the Mexican dudes and they clowned the shyt outta me


Like "Bro, her English is good, she just don't like u"

 

[Carolina Slim]

I know it ain't the cleaning lady, but my niigga from my old job knocked down this Mexican broad who used to run the grill in the cafeteria. She was a nice looking enough broad, but with the uniform and big chef hat, you couldn't really tell what she was working with. One day me and my niigga both hit the cafeteria for breakfast, and she like immediately starts blushing when she sees son. Turned out he had been spitting game on the low for a minute. Told me she was definitely holding underneath that uniform, and was a certified freak. I was cool with her too, so she sent me a Facebook friend request. I saw for myself she was definitely packing a frame. I go through some of the pictures, and I see my niigga all boo'd up with her at some quinceanera party.... This was several years ago, I think she's still on his roster.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

One of my dreams is to have butt naked hoes cleaning my house.

 

[CASHAPP]

This thread reminds me how true that "wandering eye from Latinas" thread on here is

I know dudes probably eating even more from this in the Trump era. The cleaning ladies probably extra desperate

 

[CASHAPP]

I know it ain't the cleaning lady, but my niigga from my old job knocked down this Mexican broad who used to run the grill in the cafeteria. She was a nice looking enough broad, but with the uniform and big chef hat, you couldn't really tell what she was working with. One day me and my niigga both hit the cafeteria for breakfast, and she like immediately starts blushing when she sees son. Turned out he had been spitting game on the low for a minute. Told me she was definitely holding underneath that uniform, and was a certified freak. I was cool with her too, so she sent me a Facebook friend request. I saw for myself she was definitely packing a frame. I go through some of the pictures, and I see my niigga all boo'd up with her at some quinceanera party.... This was several years ago, I think she's still on his roster.

Lol right after I make my post about Latinas and the wandering eye. Man those older latina women are freaks. I gotta get back to getting brolic in the next two years. Latinas in general are super easy but those older ones man...

One of my dreams is to have butt naked hoes cleaning my house.

To avoid being Me-Too'd you should do this in DR or something.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

1st. No, but after she was done we kissed on the lips on her way out. I really wanted to take it there but didn't know what angle to hit her with since she is kinda innocent

2. It was a tinder date. First date we smashed into the new year. Then that week she reminded me she a cleaning lady and freelances, I agreed to hire but told her she has to do it naked. She agreed. She came in, we both got naked and she cleaned . When she was done she grabbed my PS4 controller threw it to the side and started riding on the couch. Girl had a very pretty face, brown paag but kinda chubby

This all happened jus last jan actually

 

[TEH]

It’s a 6 cert / 6 figure requirement

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

I agreed to hire but told her she has to do it naked. She agreed. She came in, we both got naked and she cleaned.

If only your mother could read this