So I was 19 driving back to school from summer break
and definitely dreading getting football camp started in hot ass Missouri.
To top it off, it was my birthday and so being on the road was even worse
After driving from AZ to OK I finally stop at some super small motel (horseshoe style doors facing the parking lot etc.)
I chose this place because it was right next to the gas station and Subway and decided
fyck it, I'm done driving for the day
So I'm 19
and I check in to the hotel and there was a woman who was probably late 20s, but in bumfyck Oklahoma, there probably ain't shyt to do for her. She was a decent white lady, nothing amazing, but definitely worth the price of admission (free
)
I chopped it up with her before checking in and she was like "happy birthday"
when I left. I ate my sandwich and walked back to the gas station later in the evening and saw her bored, so I went in and asked her if she wanted anything. No joke she said "whatever size condom you wear" and I looked at her like
and we both laughed. I went to the gas station and got an ice cream sandwich and the condoms. When I walked back to my room I stopped by the front desk and said "you know where I'll be" 1/2 expecting her to shrug me off.
No shyt about 30 minutes later she called my room and said "I was just checking if you were awake, do you want company"
fycked the shyt outta her twice that night.