Back in high school, I walked out of my first job, which was at Wendy's. I was already looking for a new job at the time because the fast food industry fukking SUCKS
- Was tired of coming home in stained, wet clothes, smelling like burger grease.
- Was only getting $1 over minimum wage (which was $5.15 at the time).
- They always had me closing, going home at 12 -1:30 a.m. when I have school the next day.
- I realized the managers were messing with my time sheets before the pay period closed, for example editing my clock out at 12, when I left and clocked out at 12:30
Anyway, I walk in to work one day when the regional manager happened to be there. And he started bytching about me having a beard. Nobody ever said anything about no beards being allowed before this. So dude tells me, "you need to go to K-Mart to buy a razor and shave that shyt."
I hit him with the

and said "fukk that, I'm out"
Dude started hopping around and told the GM, "He quit! He quit! Clock him out!"
