she gonna be food for the military cats im talking hardcore DP when they alone with her...
You aren’t even lying but in today’s culture she will give up the cakes and next thing you know the last dude in the train would be accused of sexual assault
Have your girl join the military, brehs
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You aren’t even lying but in today’s culture she will give up the cakes and next thing you know the last dude in the train would be accused of sexual assault
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blockburna420 said:
.......reminds me when I signed-up for the Corps. Dude was STUNNED I wanted no parts of being a 'grunt', but went in on an 'open enlistment'. Ended-up a payroll clerk because the ASVAB was stupid easy and Uncle Sam paid for my Associates' Degree in Bookkeeping.Got out and got a job as an A/P clerk for K. Hovnanian.
I remember a chick who did a barracks abortion with a hanger. She's married with kids now.
Shiiit I just went thru this myself just last year
I was dating this girl for about 9-10 months.
She was a bit younger than me (21), but cool af with a good head on her shoulders. We hit it off right away.
She actually told me early on that she planned on joining the military so in the back of my mind I already knew where this was going. She wanted to join the Marines because her brother did, they can pay for school and to give her own life some structure because she wasn't doing shyt back home.
She was serious so I even let this girl live with me the last few months so I could make sure she could get back and forth to PT. Lil bit simpish? Yea, but she didn't have a car and she kept missing PT because her roommates kept getting her dragged into some BS so I wanted to make sure she got a chance to leave her dead end friends behind.
She left for basic March of last year, right before the pandemic. Now, I was content in going our separate ways, but she insisted we stay together. I said fukk it but I come from a military family and I got homies that went in. One of my closest friends is a Marine himself so I know how they get down. Figured she needed the emotional support, but I already knew the outcome. I was thinking maybe I can smash a few times before we call it quits, but covid was having none of that.
Fast forward a few months she graduates (can't visit) and she finally gets her phone privileges back so it's just like it's a long distance relationship while she in school/training. Can't really go down to see her because we in the middle of a pandemic.
One night we were on FT talking and I dosed off (not really but I wanted to get off to do my own thing). Next thing I know i hear "Is he sleep?" Then click. While we were on the phone she was drinking with her roommate and they were chillin in the bed looking hella cozy. They fukked
already knew. She called the next day apologizing after I asked but I wasn't even mad because it was a girl and knew she was curious. She called me back later that day and said her roommate actually had been plotting on me too and was hoping for a threesome with us if I could get down there. Covid 
Fast forward to a month later she had a 3 day weekend and she was off so her and her friends decide to get a hotel. They drinking and whatnot so she screenshots the lockscreen on her phone that displayed a song that reminded her of me but in the background was a picture of her and another nikka.
Her ass deadass tried to lie and say that was somebody else and she just liked the look of the picture 
In any other situation I would've been heated, but I was because I couldn't even see her because of the pandemic. Plus, I was doing my own thing anyways.
There was hella red flags. Let a girl talk long enough, they'll tell everything without realizing. Her friends were down there thottin it up and shyt even almost got physical because alot of em where sharing the same dudes. She would be talking bout them and what she seeing like she ain't have some shyt with her too, but she ain't realize I peep game. I told her about herself.
She was
when i broke it off because I was the only consistent person she had in her life. Her friends ain't shyt, her brother wasn't around and had strain relationship with her parents. But shyt, I did my part to help her get to where she needed to be so now I want her to live her life. The relationship was eventually was gonna run its course had she stayed.
I even told her before she left that if she wanted to break up so she can live her life I'm cool with it. I get it. I went through the same thing when I was a freshman in college and had a girl back at home. Nah, she wanted to have her cake and eat it too. The pandemic just saved me from being emotionally invested.
Long story short, military chicks be thottin it up. Wives, too.
Now if I can get her to stop blowing up my phone.
I was dating this girl for about 9-10 months.
She was a bit younger than me (21), but cool af with a good head on her shoulders. We hit it off right away.
She actually told me early on that she planned on joining the military so in the back of my mind I already knew where this was going. She wanted to join the Marines because her brother did, they can pay for school and to give her own life some structure because she wasn't doing shyt back home.
She was serious so I even let this girl live with me the last few months so I could make sure she could get back and forth to PT. Lil bit simpish? Yea, but she didn't have a car and she kept missing PT because her roommates kept getting her dragged into some BS so I wanted to make sure she got a chance to leave her dead end friends behind.
She left for basic March of last year, right before the pandemic. Now, I was content in going our separate ways, but she insisted we stay together. I said fukk it but I come from a military family and I got homies that went in. One of my closest friends is a Marine himself so I know how they get down. Figured she needed the emotional support, but I already knew the outcome. I was thinking maybe I can smash a few times before we call it quits, but covid was having none of that.
Fast forward a few months she graduates (can't visit) and she finally gets her phone privileges back so it's just like it's a long distance relationship while she in school/training. Can't really go down to see her because we in the middle of a pandemic.
One night we were on FT talking and I dosed off (not really but I wanted to get off to do my own thing). Next thing I know i hear "Is he sleep?" Then click. While we were on the phone she was drinking with her roommate and they were chillin in the bed looking hella cozy. They fukked
already knew. She called the next day apologizing after I asked but I wasn't even mad because it was a girl and knew she was curious. She called me back later that day and said her roommate actually had been plotting on me too and was hoping for a threesome with us if I could get down there. Covid Fast forward to a month later she had a 3 day weekend and she was off so her and her friends decide to get a hotel. They drinking and whatnot so she screenshots the lockscreen on her phone that displayed a song that reminded her of me but in the background was a picture of her and another nikka.
Her ass deadass tried to lie and say that was somebody else and she just liked the look of the picture In any other situation I would've been heated, but I was
because I couldn't even see her because of the pandemic. Plus, I was doing my own thing anyways.There was hella red flags. Let a girl talk long enough, they'll tell everything without realizing. Her friends were down there thottin it up and shyt even almost got physical because alot of em where sharing the same dudes. She would be talking bout them and what she seeing like she ain't have some shyt with her too, but she ain't realize I peep game. I told her about herself.
She was
when i broke it off because I was the only consistent person she had in her life. Her friends ain't shyt, her brother wasn't around and had strain relationship with her parents. But shyt, I did my part to help her get to where she needed to be so now I want her to live her life. The relationship was eventually was gonna run its course had she stayed.I even told her before she left that if she wanted to break up so she can live her life I'm cool with it. I get it. I went through the same thing when I was a freshman in college and had a girl back at home. Nah, she wanted to have her cake and eat it too. The pandemic just saved me from being emotionally invested.
Long story short, military chicks be thottin it up. Wives, too.
Now if I can get her to stop blowing up my phone.
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Charlie Hustle said:
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I was fukking with this bytch who was in the Military.. She told me had over 60 bodies.. She was a good looking chick so you know they was gonna run through that. I had to cut her off after she told me that. I'm like why would you even be honest about that shyt.
She was a good looking chick so you know they was gonna run through that. I had to cut her off after she told me that. I'm like why would you even be honest about that shyt.
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I was in the military 20 years ago and it was bad then...I cannot imagine how bad it would be now
Chill I gotta young female cousins in the military
Im not trying to hear about chicks getting smutted out and shyt.
Im not trying to hear about chicks getting smutted out and shyt.
I was never in the military but worked on bases quite a bit as a contractor. And I'm not bullshytting when an attractive woman steps foot on base everything stops. You literally have dudes lining up to talk to them like in a bread line.
Craziest shyt I've ever seen the amount of simping that goes on even for fugly chicks in the military. So you can just imagine if the chick is attractive how big her head will get. You can't tell a bytch like that shyt with so many guys sweating them.
Craziest shyt I've ever seen the amount of simping that goes on even for fugly chicks in the military. So you can just imagine if the chick is attractive how big her head will get. You can't tell a bytch like that shyt with so many guys sweating them.