Have your girl join the military, brehs

[ORDER_66]

Chill I gotta young female cousins in the military

Im not trying to hear about chicks getting smutted out and shyt.

Dude all this freaky shyt happens in alot of places... you kidding yourself man...Military, The Olympics, NBA, NFL you name it it's probably happening...

 

[Dave24]

I was never in the military but worked on bases quite a bit as a contractor. And I'm not bullshytting when an attractive woman steps foot on base everything stops. You literally have dudes lining up to talk to them like in a bread line.

Craziest shyt I've ever seen the amount of simping that goes on even for fugly chicks in the military. So you can just imagine if the chick is attractive how big her head will get. You can't tell a bytch like that shyt with so many guys sweating them.

What job/career did you do as a contractor?

 

[NatiboyB]

Chill I gotta young female cousins in the military

Im not trying to hear about chicks getting smutted out and shyt.

it's not much different than a college campus. A lot of experimenting, alcohol, etc.

 

[Shabazz]

Chill I gotta young female cousins in the military

Im not trying to hear about chicks getting smutted out and shyt.

Damn your lil cousins getting DP’d breh. You hate to see it

 

[JT-Money]

What job/career did you do as a contractor?

I did IT Security mainly.

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Chill I gotta young female cousins in the military

Im not trying to hear about chicks getting smutted out and shyt.

If it makes you feel any better, the military isn't too different from college...except they have next to no responsibility and no supervision...oh wait

 

[Stick Up Kid]

Is that worse than havin ur GF be a flight attendant

 

[The D-List Vet]

biggest thots are women in the military.

 

[BaggerofTea]

Let her go bro, you dont want her, trust me

 

[Lootpack]

No lies told. It really do be like that.

Spoiler

Choo-Choo

 

[Mass]

I saw it all, even the most introverted married chicks were all the way out here. I remember one time a chicks dude came from out of town to visit one day and she was back with the other dude the very next day. Military chicks are like athletes and rappers for men pause.

I saw a chick do this, then get mad at the guy she was talking to l because he HE had a wife

 

[Sterling Archer]

You cant trust a woman in the military. Theres always exceptions but in general. Hell the fukk naw.
I went to visit a friend in San Antonio and her homegirl was trying to fukk on some sneak shyt talking about coming back to my hotel on the River Walk on the next shuttle with some Whattaburger etc. Come to find out that girl had a fukking fiance'.
I was just VISITING a base and these hoes were going. Think about that.

 

[NatiboyB]

Is that worse than havin ur GF be a flight attendant

YES because your flight attendant girl is likely giving up to the pilot or a baller who flew....a millitary thot is getting dug out by some of anyone and they love street dudes/local dudes but still give it up to military also...No walls...But than again I don't see a difference between them and college chicks its the same thing...And oh yeah the dikes get theirs in also.

 

[Mr.bocario]

You aren’t even lying but in today’s culture she will give up the cakes and next thing you know the last dude in the train would be accused of sexual assault

They don’t warn the male soldiers about this part.

It’s all fun and games til you get a SHARP complaint and it’s your word against the alleged victim

 

[FaTaL]

I was fukking with this bytch who was in the Military.. She told me had over 60 bodies.. She was a good looking chick so you know they was gonna run through that. I had to cut her off after she told me that. I'm like why would you even be honest about that shyt.

if she admits to 60 the real number is 180

might wanna test yourself