Having a secret crush on someone you know's girl unappreciation thread [CORRECTED]

Kyle C. Barker

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My cousin was in the same position you are in. He developed a crush for my homie's fiancé. He mad a fake profile, gettin at her homegirls, actin like it was a fake profile created by my homie, in an attempt to cause turmoil in their relationship. He'd post shyt like "Don't tell my fiancé about me contactin' you. I just been havin dreams about you. In my dream, we fukked and when I woke up, my bed was soaked with thoughts of your love"

jesus! holy.. wow!

lol

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At the end of the day this why you end up settling with a chick and being removed from "homies" after a certain age (hopefully). Ain't shyt to be gained being successful around bums. In this sense having a flavorful chick around some thirsty dry desert nikkas.

Y'all all looking at this man and his girl....to the point y'all feel like you can't hang around them......not even realizing y'all some losers..GO GET YOUR OWN.
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The smell of breakfast, woke me up from my dreams, Bacon sizzlin', searchin' for the kitchen like a fiend :ahh:
What I, seen, straight took me by surprise Angela half naked not tryin' to hide :dahell:
She saw me lookin', but kept cookin' What's up with that? Invitin' me to sit down, and said she'd be right back :lupe:
I poured a glass of O.J. and pulled up a seat Angela came right back, and sat next to me :whoo:
Kissed me on my cheek and said(Oh you cute, I don't know what it is, but it's just something about you) :why:
With her hand on my leg, she kissed me on my neck I said baby chill, this is too much disrespect :whoa:
If C walked in, he be a mad mothafukker And ain't no p*ssy gon' come between brothers :ufdup:
Lovers, we can't be, cause that's bad business (Ball, you could have all of this, and there won't be no witnesses) :merchant:
All in my lap, on my early mornin' hard dikk Grindin' on it, pullin' it, before I knew it, suckin' it Ended up fukkin' it :francis:
I guess I'm a weak man It's hard to understand my homeboy's girlfriend :snoop:
 

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So you're a cuckold who gets excited when females relay their past sexual exploits with other men and a snake who lusts after his friends' women.
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Terrible. It wasn't even that bad till the last sentence when you and other friends agreed he shouldn't bring her around or it's gonna be "problems".

Finding someone attractive is one thing but not being able to keep it in check is another.

This is why I keep my circle of real friends small.
 

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I went thru this about 3 times with 3 different homies.

I fukked all they girls.

They respected game and thanked me afterwards for proving how unloyal they was :yeshrug: & dumped them after.


The appreciated that it was me letting them know wasup than they being in the dark cuz they girl cheats with a stranger.


Now they bring chicks around me, and if they resist me. They are keepers.

2 of my homies are now married 5 & 10 years strong. Never touched them.
 

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My doe... My doe... I consider you one of the chillest posters on this site, but you're a real fukk boy for this though. A real fukk boy. I would NEVER do this ti my closest homeboys. You don't do that. When my homeboy was trying bag a bad chick not only did I back off(because he saw her first), but I also encouraged her. You're way too mature to be having "secret crushes". Seriously this can escalate into something deadly if it continues for you.
 

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I experience this all the time. It's apart of the game, and you are supposed to make your boyfriends friends envy him for having you.

My mother once told me that men will date a woman his mother hates, before he will bring around a woman his friends think is wack. You always have to pass "the friend test"

They have to be attracted to you, and wish they had a girl like you.

Like, damn... Do she have any friends like her?

You can always tell, because that one friend always stares a lot and gets mad funny/silly around you. He turns into a stand up comedian in the room. He turn into Eddie Murphy and Kevin hart.lol Trying to get attention or seem like the coolest guy in the room.

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You know your mission is accomplished when this happens.

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The red bolded is so true and so common. Its one of the most conniving, sneaky, fukkboy shyt...
 

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One dude I was cool with for like 10 years started to talk to a female I knew was a hoe, I tried to put him on game, shorty must have filled dude head up with some bull and the nikka stop fuccin with me after I put him on game. About a year after that I seen his baby moma and we flipped numbers shortly after one night she was by a friend and asked if I wanted to pass round, I went over their called her outside she came in the car and I beat them guts up. :heh:
 

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You a fukkboy.

I had a friend once that was pervin on my ex. This was a pretty big ex, we had been together 4 years. She was bad as fukk, when I brought her around my homies, I caught a few looking too long :wow: but inside I was :myman:

Anyway after me and her broke up, he'd always come around like "Cha$e, I saw your girl yesterday, your ex I mean, she said you stopped calling her, you should call her dog, she's a good girl" :shaq: He worded it like he was concerned but, his face was like :shaq: like he was waiting for me to give him the go ahead :childplease:

"Yo....I saw your ex up at the mall, she was asking me about you, how you doing.....you don't want her or sumthin" :lupe:

"Nikka if you don't get on that, I am." :youngsabo:

I knew he wasn't playing, homie was serious. I looked at him like :sitdown: and that was the last time he mentioned her. And to think that this same situation happened in reverse. A broad that he was only casually seeing ended up wanting me years later. Came to me asking me if I ever thought about being with her. Didn't even consider it for a millisecond. You fukked my boy shorty, what I look like holdin hands with you :camby: Looking back I shouldve fukked her because that same "friend" was perving on my ex but, I got morals. Millions of women in the sea, why go after your friend's?

You a fukkboy dog.
 
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