Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[dtownreppin214]

This is the worst press conference in the history of human civilization.

 

[Spade]

This press conference is beyond embarrassing. This is humiliating.

 

[dizzy4111]

This press conference is wild!

 

[VegetasHairline]

They asked Jerry why he hired Brian Schottenheimer and he rambled about the Senior Bowl and random other things that have nothing to do with hiring Brian Schottenheimer.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

They asked Jerry why he hired Brian Schottenheimer and he rambled about the Senior Bowl and random other things that have nothing to do with hiring Brian Schottenheimer.

CTE

 

[Deafheaven]

Eyyo I wouldnt wish eberFlus wack ass passive bend but dont break defense on anyone. Imma pray 4 yall

 

[VegetasHairline]

Dementia

Fixed

 

[darealvelle]

They asked Jerry why he hired Brian Schottenheimer and he rambled about the Senior Bowl and random other things that have nothing to do with hiring Brian Schottenheimer.

no way!! lol

 

[Spade]

They asked Jerry why he hired Brian Schottenheimer and he rambled about the Senior Bowl and random other things that have nothing to do with hiring Brian Schottenheimer.

Did you see the part about Skeletor talking about clocks? He went on a tangent about fukkin clocks.

Dak is a “young” 32, according to yoda.

A 50 minute press conference of complete nonsense.

 

[VegetasHairline]

Did you see the part about Skeletor talking about clocks? He went on a tangent about fukkin clocks.

Dak is a “young” 32, according to yoda.

A 50 minute press conference of complete nonsense.

I didn't watch that press conference and have no intention to. I only know about it from Twitter. It sounds like Jerry did more speaking than the actual coach he hired.

 

[Spade]

I didn't watch that press conference and have no intention to. I only know about it from Twitter. It sounds like Jerry did more speaking than the actual coach he hired.

 

[duckbutta]

This dude Shotty got like 45 lower teeth

 

[Dem313wayz]

Mike crashing out now too. "we losing generations man" "Cowboys about to become like Sears".

MIke said he was sick with the flu last week then got hit with doo doo(Brian hire).

 

[DTXwavey_02]

You dead wrong bruh

And it still won’t matter cause his son is just as incompetent and possibly worse

 

[duckbutta]

So according to Shotty and the Joneses...Shotty was just dying to "modernize" the offense and add motion, half splits, and all this other shyt to the offense but the big bad wolf Mike McCarthy wouldn't let him, and now that Shotty in charge it's going to be different