Help a shy breh out

[mortuus est]

i'll holla at her for you

 

[Dad]

You gotta get out of your own head.

You up against the clock. You only have a couple more days of this “shy guy” game and she’s gonna be on to the next nikka that’s willing to talk.

AND STOP LOOKIN FOR YOUR BOY TO HOOK YOU UP, GO AT HER!

If you’re shook ask for her IG and get in those DM’s, crack a joke, or have a light convo. But your issue is the first step and the only way to get over that hurdle is to approach her and by doing that it’ll build your self esteem.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

a co-worker of mine

. Don't be the next contestant on that Summer Slam screen.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

• The key is to treat hoes like you’ve already fukked and before you know it you’ll be up in them guts

• Another way I could tell you is that wake up! Nobody in this world actually gives a shyt about you or cares, stop worrying and thinking so much about your ego

• Search the company records for where she lives and send her an flowers and a little bit some note introducing yourself and explaining how you feel in text. You’ll stand out from all the other guys and it’ll show how serious and romantic you are

• Or just start by talking to her about regular shyt and find common ground like “what section of shelves you stacking today Queen?” “ how about them mean bosses we have haha whoooo haha don’t you just hate this place also?” “morning sweetie pie, I really hate this uniform but you make it look so good with your big assets” “man that Trump sure is something else huh?, what you doing after work today”
• Hang yourself

. Do some shyt like this and you'll definitely end up with a #metoo case.

 

[Captain Crunch]

I'm enrolled in school for a cert and in the process of doing a degree program in human services. You talk to women there. Not at a job. Don't shyt where you make your money.

P.S. it could still come back to haunt him. Sexual harassment is a big deal nowadays.

fukk out of here nikka
Working at a grocery job ain’t a career, if anything they’ll move him or fire him assuming things go south. If dude gets fired, he can always get another job making what I’m assuming is minimum wage or close to it. Stop being scary, plenty of co-workers are fukking at these bullshyt jobs.

 

[Solo ✧✦✧]

Just start a conversation. Again, like I said in another thread on this topic earlier people are so fukking childish. It's amazing to me that a woman is putting herself in position and doing all this so someone else can start a conversation instead of her simply starting a conversation herself. Now this dude is asking for obvious advice on something he knows the answer to.

Start a conversation with the attention whore or move on dude.

 

[SirReginald]

fukk out of here nikka
Working at a grocery job ain’t a career, if anything they’ll move him or fire him assuming things go south. If dude gets fired, he can always get another job making what I’m assuming is minimum wage or close to it. Stop being scary, plenty of co-workers are fukking at these bullshyt jobs.

Where in my post did I state working a grocery store job was a career I said that you don't shyt where you eat and you meet women in school/social circles.

 

[blqbird]

Ended up introducing myself tonight. I thought it went rough but I guess it wasn't as bad as I thought.

Me: hey you're ____ right?

Her: yeah

Me: I'm blqbird. (My name is African so I had to repeat that shyt)

Her: Mmmmm (looks down and raises eyebrows)

Me
: (I blew it)

Her: (looks up with eye contact and full smile) you're off tonight right? ( My boss had walked by so she already knew this)

Me: Yeah.

Then she walks off. I catch her staring at me later on before I leave but I'm still in my head so I don't say nothing. Hope it works out though.

 

[Taadow]

DO NOT FUCC WIT' BROADS FROM YOUR JOB

 

[Stir Fry]

Open your fukkin mouth

+1. If you don't speak on it, you won't freak on it

 

[AquaCityBoy]

They banned @IbucciMane!

 

[DA_LURKA]

Ended up introducing myself tonight. I thought it went rough but I guess it wasn't as bad as I thought.

Me: hey you're ____ right?

Her: yeah

Me: I'm blqbird. (My name is African so I had to repeat that shyt)

Her: Mmmmm (looks down and raises eyebrows)

Me
: (I blew it)

Her: (looks up with eye contact and full smile) you're off tonight right? ( My boss had walked by so she already knew this)

Me: Yeah.

Then she walks off. I catch her staring at me later on before I leave but I'm still in my head so I don't say nothing. Hope it works out though.

Should've told her to pull up on you tonight.

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

Let me teach you how to win b.

Open your phone.

Google.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

About a month ago, I ran into a co-worker of mine that I ended up feeling (but never told her). Later that week, I find out that one of my other co-workers told her that I did and she said I was good but that I never talked to her when she came through.

Shortly after this, she starts putting herself where I'm at when see work the same days (I'll be in my aisle putting shyt up and she'll either walk through to go somewhere else or she'll come with like 1 item to fumble with on the shelf.)
I've always been introverted so my shyness was at 100% during all this and it came off as me ignoring her existence most of the time.


As the days and weeks progressed, she started being more blatant with it (like looking at me longer than normal as I walk past.) Last night, I came to work faded (Thought it would help) at and completely bombed from paranoia not saying anything in the process. She still came through my aisle as usual to see if I would say something and I just couldn't brehs.

I see her again this Sunday and I really just want to get the number. How do I go about this and redeem myself?

You have to get it in your head that she is showing OBVIOUS signs that she is interested in you...there is no reason to be nervous about breh.

You're putting her on a pedestal man..she is a female but she has flaws just like you..SHE ISN'T PERFECT.

Also look at some positives..she is still interested in you after you friend fukked your game up by doing that bullshyt "ay homie likes you" shyt...

Typically for a female that closes the p*ssy because that shy shyt usually isn't something they can stand.

I will say this you gotta step up and talk to her ...she is inviting you to approach YOU have to make the effort because the chances she waits around for you to make your move are low. You don't wanna be deemed as too shy to make a move because that shyt will fukk up your reputation around there quick.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

• The key is to treat hoes like you’ve already fukked and before you know it you’ll be up in them guts

• Another way I could tell you is that wake up! Nobody in this world actually gives a shyt about you or cares, stop worrying and thinking so much about your ego

• Search the company records for where she lives and send her an flowers and a little bit some note introducing yourself and explaining how you feel in text. You’ll stand out from all the other guys and it’ll show how serious and romantic you are

• Or just start by talking to her about regular shyt and find common ground like “what section of shelves you stacking today Queen?” “ how about them mean bosses we have haha whoooo haha don’t you just hate this place also?” “morning sweetie pie, I really hate this uniform but you make it look so good with your big assets” “man that Trump sure is something else huh?, what you doing after work today”
• Hang yourself

You stand out from other guys in 2018 by approaching em