Help a shy breh out

[silk scarfs]

Take something from ur aisle and throw it at her head and laugh about it and she might do the same shyt to you


Bro when it's like this u literally can do anything and she'll engage you

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

I said "what's up" to her once and she gave me a cheery "heyyy" back. That's about the full extent of words I've said to her.

YOU:"I've seen you around here...you're always so 'cheery' " ...

Basically whatever you think of her you tell her..

You like how she be having her hair,she rocking some nice air maxes that day you tell her.

Try to observe..does she have some unique sparkling eyeliner/eyeshadow or something?

She wearing a Fila shirt? "Yo fila is making a comeback"..

Basically just small talk like any other co-worker...

YOU:"Man why this damn organic ish cost so much? "

YOU:"Do you eat only organic? You look like the type"

Her: I do ?

YOU: Yea you always seem to energetic and happy. I like it... you must be eating healthy "

That is when she'll most likely admit she eats some bullshyt,and that is when you start asking questions ...

You: Damn so you don't cook?



And DON'T EVER ADMIT YOU'RE SHY TO HER...

She ever ask you "why you never speak before" ...DO NOT ADMIT YOU'RE SHY...you can go with, "I just be focused on work so much sometimes" or something...just don't admit shyness..women are shy...the ideal man for most women isn't shy...

 

[Zpektro]

Op If you're shy then opening your mouth won't help just see a phsycologist.. I was shy as fuk grow up in strict Christian upbringing.. Was caught smashing and got caught real young at ,13got my ass kicked.. Was called a sinner and shyt I avoided bytches till my mid twenties felt guilty I was going to hell and all that shyt. Eventually I saw a physiologist who was also Buddhist.. Told me use your shyness as a springboard that's is develop hate for you're shyness while interacting with bytches worked for my ass.

 

[Mike809]

DO NOT TALK TO HER !
I REPEAT : DO NOT TALK TO HER!

Why would you want to talk to a woman? come on,breh. Do you really need human interaction?
imagine if you do go talk to her .

Best case scenario : she calls the cops on you for sexually harassing her.

Save yourself the headache/money and just buy yourself one of those sex dolls.
im being 100% sarcastic by the way.

 

[mannyrs13]

@Ibuccimane banned and @the cac mamba in the bushes? What the hell have I been missing?


Anyways it's good that you talked to her op. Start small and go from there. I feel where you're coming from with one girl at my job. She's a cute girl, younger than me so that's a plus for me. I'm not shy around her or anything tho cuz I do talk to females. I even walked her to her car today cuz conveniently mine was right in front of hers. Told her have a good weekend instead of have any plans for this weekend. But of course the fear of getting involved with a co-worker kicks in. The fear of office drama and who knows if she's one of those #metoo type of females. Plus this is the best job I've ever had so who knows if that would fukk up my job.

Got another girl that I don't see as often but I like more than her. But still that being involved with a co-worker fear kicks in. I'd say just go for it. Ima take my time tho and wait until after valentines day so I won't have to get any one of these females anything.

 

[blqbird]

How do I know she not playing games? Said good morning to her and she just looked at me for like 2-3 seconds before saying it back and walking past. shyt just seems so hot and cold.

 

[YoungMoneyCashMoneyBoy]

How do I know she not playing games? Said good morning to her and she just looked at me for like 2-3 seconds before saying it back and walking past. shyt just seems so hot and cold.

Lol fukk her. Chat up/joke with some other chick at work who you don't got feelings for. She'll be back to bumbling and fumbling in your aisle in no time.

 

[Guile]

Just find an easy chick.

Don't change yourself for something insignificant.

 

[blqbird]

So I just went over to her and told her I was sorry for acting like a shy little bytch who thinks too much and ended up walking away with a number??

Women are confusing af breh.

EDIT: To clarify, I apologized specifically for how I treated her after she continued to make obvious indicators for over a month. Most girls wouldn't even do that shyt for a week lol.

 

[TransJenner]

So I just went over to her and told her I was sorry for acting like a shy little bytch who thinks too much and ended up walking away with a number??

Women are confusing af breh.

Woman love guys who are a$$holes you def down wanna apologize for being shy



Just get her snap , get nudes , block and dip


Edit : I played the shy role a few times and they just thought I was weird as fukk , NEVER show a ounce of shyness , girls love confidence but not cocky

 

[TransJenner]

Take her off that pedestal. Stop looking at women like some impossible level to achieve. Calm down and have a normal interaction with her. Don't act pressed for anything including her number. Stop over thinking this and actually have fun... Crack some jokes with her and leave a good impression.

I think this is the problem for most guys
They get intimidated by these woman thinking they ain't good enough


The woman probably has less self esteem than you

 

[Mr_X]

 

[DA_LURKA]

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[Spotja]

I was in the same dilemma as OP. Girl gave up and moved on

 

[SAINT]

She’s feeling breh you already did your part. The only thing to do now is not fukk it up.

When you see just be like “yeooooo *her name* come herrreeee”

Then when she comes over to you just be like, “damn, who you trynna look cute for?” End it with, “you keep this up girl and I just might give you the digits “

Just be a funny a$$hole type