Help Me fukk Bythces Brehs.

[ignorethis]

nikka it's Superbowl Sunday, go to a lowkey sports bar nearby that isn't a sausagefest, don't dress up but look clean and have some money for a few drinks and you should come up on some easy p*ssy guaranteed; unless you're

I actually wanna be at a sports bar right now but decided to chill and watch the SB with my little bro, that brotherly bonding time

 

[ThugLife]

okay let's say we do red lobster *which I doubt Id do since im vegan*. Then what?
Cuz soon as you be like "lets chill at yo/my crib" then that's when they start the bullshyt cuz they know thats when dudes tryna fukk

*im not used to easy broads brehs. My head was stuck in video games, computers and other geeky shyt growing up. I was that nerd thats from the hood*

Newsflash. Women like sex too.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Newsflash. Women like sex too.

I know.
But the approach is different for men and women

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Ain't no words needed at all breh

Just invite her over to your place to watch a movie, then cop a feel of dat ass

This only works if you a pretty muthafuka tho

Im not lightskin

 

[BocaRear]

Im not lightskin

Tbh as long as you come correct with your swag and get your hair on point you finna eat good breh

Just don't be afraid to touch her

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Tbh as long as you come correct with your swag and get your hair on point you finna eat good breh

Just don't be afraid to touch her

I feel you on that.

Spoiler

I shave my head though

 

[EnzoG]

Yea but say it differently...be smooth with it breh...bring it up in regular conversation...

Her: Yea I been waiting to go to the movies with you...

You: Yea we should sit in the back so we could have a real show....

Her: Oh yea?

You: Yea the movie ain't got nothing to do with this...matter fact, just come over to my spot....

She comes to your spot...

You: How about I give you a massage...I know you been weorking hard all day and that sexy body needs to be relaxed...

Her: Yea you right

You: :vincehaha:

Now if you don't know what to do after this, then you might as well become a monk because she is taking off her clothes or lettign you rub on her, you gotta be smooth with it :usurebreh: