Help Me fukk Bythces Brehs.

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That's where you throw that fukk shyt in there smooth....I've always sealed the deal back in the day with the phone conversation...use the voice breh...let em know what you been thinking about and what you wanna do to them...use that voice though dude

Well shyt I ain't Michael Clark Duncan.
And I do I say :I wanna hit :takedat:: without it coming out wrong.?
 

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Just keep it one humid my guy. Worse you'll get is a no. Invite em over, show em a good time. When the drawls are yours you'll know.
 

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chase these hoes brehs

Im tryna get em but shyt. like I said

*im not used to easy broads brehs. My head was stuck in video games, computers and other geeky shyt growing up. I was that nerd thats from the hood*

Im not used to having "hoes".
My nut ass always had "girlfriends".
I didnt start getting on "hoes" til after high school :leostare:
 

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Order a set of replacement keys to a Porsche off the internet to flash during a conversation on the sly tip, get some well made business cards as an excuse to give her your # and buy so smell-good :win:


Or you can just be yourself and honest :flabbynsick:

fukk I look like, Clyde?

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Well shyt I ain't Michael Clark Duncan.
And I do I say :I wanna hit :takedat:: without it coming out wrong.?

Yea but say it differently...be smooth with it breh...bring it up in regular conversation...

Her: Yea I been waiting to go to the movies with you...

You: Yea we should sit in the back so we could have a real show....

Her: Oh yea?

You: Yea the movie ain't got nothing to do with this...matter fact, just come over to my spot....

She comes to your spot...

You: How about I give you a massage...I know you been weorking hard all day and that sexy body needs to be relaxed...

Her: Yea you right

You: :vincehaha:

Now if you don't know what to do after this, then you might as well become a monk because she is taking off her clothes or lettign you rub on her, you gotta be smooth with it :usurebreh:
 

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Im tryna get em but shyt. like I said



Im not used to having "hoes".
My nut ass always had "girlfriends".
I didnt start getting on "hoes" til after high school :leostare:
you hustlin backwards chasin a hoe breh deez hoes gone choose they for the money nikka chase them m's

 

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See I gotta get them to the crib though.
Thats the hard part.
When they are there its all easy peezy.

Proposition em for a RedBox night. Take her with you so y'all both got input on the movies. Cop a sack of trees and/or some drinks. If she don't smoke/drink that's cool just grab so snacks, you'll probably need those anyway. As long as the crib is clean and smelling good and the TV is a decent size, you should be able to ease yourself in there. Make sure you have toilet paper too because broads don't play about not being able to wipe hahaha. Just feel it out. You might not fukk every chick you bring thru but at least you'll know what works and which ones not to invite back over unless they bout that action boss.
 

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Even alotta these ho's don't like a nikka who makes assumptions or makes them FEEL like a ho:heh:...you probaly just need to apply my pressure,they say "fuk no" or "I aint no ho" and it sounds like u fall back and that's the end of the convo:whoa:...I let em know "you aint gotta do nothing u don't wanna do but why u don't wanna do it:youngsabo:?"....u gotta open her mind up to actually THINK about why she don't wanna do it,alotta women aint used to havin to answer questions and will cave in and give you the puzzy once you prove to them they stupid and "don't have the answers sway!"...bcuz just like they don't wanna feel like a ho they don't wanna feel dumb either....show her that her way is stupid and that you do have the answers and just like a woman she will try to piggyback off your shyt and act like it was her idea the whole time:heh:...give her the answers breh,question her,point out her original answer is stupid then give her the right answer....women don't like having to explain themselves,it normally makes them feel stupid cuz they cant....they not use to being questioned by aloooota nikkas.
 
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