Help Me fukk Bythces Brehs.

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

No homo but how are you in the looks department @FLYINHAWAIIAN

lol.
Somebody on here said I look like Timothy Bradley.

Im a mix between Timothy Bradley and Anthony Mackie *people said I look like them*

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Proposition em for a RedBox night. Take her with you so y'all both got input on the movies. Cop a sack of trees and/or some drinks. If she don't smoke/drink that's cool just grab so snacks, you'll probably need those anyway. As long as the crib is clean and smelling good and the TV is a decent size, you should be able to ease yourself in there. Make sure you have toilet paper too because broads don't play about not being able to wipe hahaha. Just feel it out. You might not fukk every chick you bring thru but at least you'll know what works and which ones not to invite back over unless they bout that action boss.

So how do you feel up on them without the vibe seeming too awkward?
Ain't like the bytch gone be just all leaning up on you.

 

[skeetsinternal]

its all about confidence. If you got confidence in ya self u can walk up to a bytch and say straight up "let me bruise ya cervix and fertilize ya eggs ma". Damn straight ...it work

 

[Willie]

So how do you feel up on them without the vibe seeming too awkward?
Ain't like the bytch gone be just all leaning up on you.

First thing you do when you sit down is throw your arm over the couch, gotta make it seem natural, like you do it every time you sit down. Wait a few minutes, offer her a beverage or a snack, then sit back down and do the same thing with your arm. After awhile when you ask her to move in a lil closer it won't be like "Oh this nikka just tryna throw his arm around me" because bytch this is how I sit! Once you get her close I'm a firm believer that you should start caressing the thighs. Some people say go in for the kill but I like to start at the thighs. Compliment her on her shape all the while. From the thighs you should be able to grab her ass with no issue. Now from here it's all about preference. If you got a handful of ass I say you can sneak your hand to the coochie and just lightly caress it don't try and force your fingers through her clothes. Or if your a tittie guy go for the t*ts (I don't really recommend it because it takes away from her watching the movie and a rejection is just plain awkward). But get your feel on dude. If she moves in any way for you to gain a lil more access, you're in there. If you really wanna shoot your shot and you got a green light on some ass grabbing you make your way to her neck and plant a couple kisses to see where she at. And to be honest if you can kiss her neck all while palming her ass ain't no reason you shouldn't smash.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

its all about confidence. If you got confidence in ya self u can walk up to a bytch and say straight up "let me bruise ya cervix and fertilize ya eggs ma". Damn straight ...it work

Shs gotta be a drunk stone cold smut for that to work.
You can't just come at no broad like that.
Females don't wanna feel like a hoe

 

[Donald J Trump]

Talk to them about your investments

Oh wait, your one of those ..you probably dont have any :cracker:

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

Alot of times you make it or break in the text message game.

Be sharp on that aspect.

 

[b@squ1@t]

whenever im feelin down and i can come in a thread like this and see there's people way worse off than me

 

[Jayson_bourn]

I had the face while I read that.

Be real with them. You're already not getting p*ssy, so what is there to lose?

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

First thing you do when you sit down is throw your arm over the couch, gotta make it seem natural, like you do it every time you sit down. Wait a few minutes, offer her a beverage or a snack, then sit back down and do the same thing with your arm. After awhile when you ask her to move in a lil closer it won't be like "Oh this nikka just tryna throw his arm around me" because bytch this is how I sit! Once you get her close I'm a firm believer that you should start caressing the thighs. Some people say go in for the kill but I like to start at the thighs. Compliment her on her shape all the while. From the thighs you should be able to grab her ass with no issue. Now from here it's all about preference. If you got a handful of ass I say you can sneak your hand to the coochie and just lightly caress it don't try and force your fingers through her clothes. Or if your a tittie guy go for the t*ts (I don't really recommend it because it takes away from her watching the movie and a rejection is just plain awkward). But get your feel on dude. If she moves in any way for you to gain a lil more access, you're in there. If you really wanna shoot your shot and you got a green light on some ass grabbing you make your way to her neck and plant a couple kisses to see where she at. And to be honest if you can kiss her neck all while palming her ass ain't no reason you shouldn't smash.

Idk why I even asked that question cuz I done those maneuvers before.
But I do need to just get these hoes to agree to smash.
I guess I keep focusing on not offending her

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I had the face while I read that.

Be real with them. You're already not getting p*ssy, so what is there to lose?

Shoot telling you wanna fukk ain't gone help

 

[Taadow]

man you need to be straight up with them and tell them...Don't be an @sshole with it, but let em know what you bout and you will definitely get the positive responses...if they not on it, move on and you will another

This here.

You don't have to lie to stick it, kinfolks.

 

[Willie]

Idk why I even asked that question cuz I done those maneuvers before.
But I do need to just get these hoes to agree to smash.
I guess I keep focusing on not offending her

I was told that you could just whip your shyt out and see if she goes for it but I'm a firm believer that that shyt don't work.

Worth a try if you got some liquor up in you tho.

 

[Jayson_bourn]

Shoot telling you wanna fukk ain't gone help

Don't be THAT real. To be honest man I've never had an issue asking a lady to chill or kick it. I just ask them and if they're with it they will and they won't if they don't want to.

Shoot us an example of what the text convos look like.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Don't be THAT real. To be honest man I've never had an issue asking a lady to chill or kick it. I just ask them and if they're with it they will and they won't if they don't want to.

Shoot us an example of what the text convos look like.

The thing is that I'm seeing bytches online i wanna hit. Ain't like I already know em. I just hit them up but I don't wanna tell em. Hey come let me fukk