Hemorrhoids unappreciation thread

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I remember my first one at like 13. Took a shyt and looked in the toilet and saw blood. I didn't know what the fukk was happening and I actually thought I was going to die. :mjcry: Went to the emergency room and everything. :snoop:

I'll never forget laying on my side and having the doctor stick her finger up my ass. Top 5 WOAT feeling ever. :sadcam::sadbron:
 
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Illuminatos said:
I remember my first one at like 13. Took a shyt and looked in the toilet and saw blood. I didn't know what the fukk was happening and I actually thought I was going to die. :mjcry: Went to the emergency room and everything. :snoop:

I'll never forget laying on my side and having the doctor stick her finger up my ass. Top 5 WOAT feeling ever. :sadcam::sadbron:
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You went to the hospital by yourself? :dahell:
 
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DSOTM said:
Had that shyt a couple of years ago and it was bad:wow:

Was so fukking embarrassed to go get Preparation H at CVS:mjcry:
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i sent my mom to get that shyt :dead:

but the 2nd time i had to go do that shyt myself so i went downtown to the CVS with the self checkout...

Whole time im thinking "does it say out loud what you bought? is it gonna say ASS CREAM when i scan that shyt? :lupe:

luckily i got in and got out wit that shyt :lupe:
 
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Pinyapplesuckas said:
i sent my mom to get that shyt :dead:

but the 2nd time i had to go do that shyt myself so i went downtown to the CVS with the self checkout...

Whole time im thinking "does it say out loud what you bought? is it gonna say ASS CREAM when i scan that shyt? :lupe:

luckily i got in and got out wit that shyt :lupe:
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Also bought a SI mag and put the mag over the preparation h when i checked out:deadrose:

Didnt want people behind me seeing with that shyt:sadcam:
 
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Michael's Black Son said:
WTF is a hemorrhoid? I legit need a technical definition of what this is. and is it common? :lupe:
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Hybrinetics said:
Okay, let me give y'all some tips if you're having trouble with constipation. Along with the obvious, fruits and veggies and water, cut out bread, rice, white potato, and pasta. I don't care if the bread is whole grain, bread can and will clog you up, especially if you don't consume a lot of water, which the majority of you don't otherwise you wouldn't be getting hemorrhoids. Oatmeal is an excellent source of fiber and a grain that you can trust will not clog you up. If you're going to eat rice, eat brown rice, and you better balance the meal with something like broccoli and/or spinach, don't be eating meals of rice and tough meats only, or a bowl full of pasta and cheese and expect to have pleasant bowel movements. Cheese is a big one when it comes to constipation as well. For fruit, raspberries are high in fiber. A little 6oz package is 8 grams and it's not much to eat at all. I'm not much of a fruit person myself, usually just stick to a lot of brocolli and spinach as my main vegetables.
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:ohhh:

Heed this mans advice, the shyt GAWD has spoken.

:blessed:
 
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