#HeterosexualPrideDay is the #1 trend on twitter

[Data-Hawk]

You call up a bunch of friends to watch some Monday Night Football. First you guys order some pizza and get some drinks. Everyone is happy and having a good time. After the game is over everyone gets naked and the party host takes out the lube. Everyone gets lubed up and jerk each other off until everyone is 100% erect (if someone cums before the anal sex they pay for the pizza next time). Then you take turns bending each other over the sofa and practicing your thrusting. Make sure you use lots of lube, it'll slide in easier. Afterwords everyone can clean up in the shower and laugh at how other guys probably just went home after the game to jerkoff to porn. More fun if everyone gets in dresses, thongs, and wigs.

WTF?!?!?!

 

[Detroit Wave]

fakkits itt mad as fukk

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Honestly though sometimes I wish gay sex wasn't so stigmatized

Problems that would be solved
- no more sexually frustrated guys
- no more complaining about being virgins
- take sexual power away from women
- improve your sexual performance

Imagine the following scenario

You call up a bunch of friends to watch some Monday Night Football. First you guys order some pizza and get some drinks. Everyone is happy and having a good time. After the game is over everyone gets naked and the party host takes out the lube. Everyone gets lubed up and jerk each other off until everyone is 100% erect (if someone cums before the anal sex they pay for the pizza next time). Then you take turns bending each other over the sofa and practicing your thrusting. Make sure you use lots of lube, it'll slide in easier. Afterwords everyone can clean up in the shower and laugh at how other guys probably just went home after the game to jerkoff to porn. More fun if everyone gets in dresses, thongs, and wigs.

You got the nerve to have a name that rhymes with Gucci Mane

 

[mortuus est]

Honestly though sometimes I wish gay sex wasn't so stigmatized

Problems that would be solved
- no more sexually frustrated guys
- no more complaining about being virgins
- take sexual power away from women
- improve your sexual performance

Imagine the following scenario

You call up a bunch of friends to watch some Monday Night Football. First you guys order some pizza and get some drinks. Everyone is happy and having a good time. After the game is over everyone gets naked and the party host takes out the lube. Everyone gets lubed up and jerk each other off until everyone is 100% erect (if someone cums before the anal sex they pay for the pizza next time). Then you take turns bending each other over the sofa and practicing your thrusting. Make sure you use lots of lube, it'll slide in easier. Afterwords everyone can clean up in the shower and laugh at how other guys probably just went home after the game to jerkoff to porn. More fun if everyone gets in dresses, thongs, and wigs.

oh this guy has done this before ay

 

[CACarot]

If you don't see the parallels between needing a heterosexual pride day and how it's birthed out of pettiness and exclusion to how white people wear white girls rock shirts or want a white history month. You are a moron and biased.

 

[Nomadum]

Honestly though sometimes I wish gay sex wasn't so stigmatized

Problems that would be solved
- no more sexually frustrated guys
- no more complaining about being virgins
- take sexual power away from women
- improve your sexual performance

Imagine the following scenario

You call up a bunch of friends to watch some Monday Night Football. First you guys order some pizza and get some drinks. Everyone is happy and having a good time. After the game is over everyone gets naked and the party host takes out the lube. Everyone gets lubed up and jerk each other off until everyone is 100% erect (if someone cums before the anal sex they pay for the pizza next time). Then you take turns bending each other over the sofa and practicing your thrusting. Make sure you use lots of lube, it'll slide in easier. Afterwords everyone can clean up in the shower and laugh at how other guys probably just went home after the game to jerkoff to porn. More fun if everyone gets in dresses, thongs, and wigs.

for a second, you almost had me.

good trolling

 

[O.Red]

It's not that. White History Month in a white supremacist society, HeteroPride in a Society where Heterosexuality is the standard are the same.

It's not about comparing struggles. It's about why it makes no sense to celebrate something that is already normalized and embedded into a society.

The same way there are stores/restaurants dedicated and marketed towards vegans, and they have to separate themselves because vegan lifestyles aren't the standard. Or why there might be a vegetarian aisle in the grocery store and not an aisle that says "meat eaters"

That's common sense

It really is this simple.

Shyt is petty

 

[O.Red]

I don't have a problem with white history month

We can discuss the savagery

You might be on to something

"On this day in white history...."

 

[joeychizzle]

I don't give a fukk about gay people, I don't give a fukk about straight people.
Both are the same to me, I ain't gonna police wtf they do in their bedrooms

If gay people can show their pride, then straight people can show their pride too. Just don't overstep into gay hatin

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

you're one of those "men going their own way" true forced loneliness types looking to create a society without women?

I don't think he cares what women do in society just as long as they stay out of his bedroom

 

[Wiles]

This isn't any different from cacs trying to celebrate a cac history month

-shyt dumb gay negroe say

 

[Wiles]

It doesn't have to be a 1:1 comparison for you to get the point breh

This shyt is embarrassing as fukk and reeks of insecurity just like when cacs bytch about not having cac appreciation day

Call people insecure because they want to celebrate love brehs...

Some of yall need to just come out the closet white people history is different then celebrating love of the opposite sex.

 

[Wiles]

U can see all the gay coli members get mad over this...

Compare liking p*ssy to white surpremcy brehs...

 

[Wiles]

I don't have a problem with white history month

We can discuss the savagery

Yall scared of cave monkeys talking about thr history to destory the world sure lets talk about all that shyt...

 

[Wiles]

If you don't see the parallels between needing a heterosexual pride day and how it's birthed out of pettiness and exclusion to how white people wear white girls rock shirts or want a white history month. You are a moron and biased.

So gay pride was birthed out what?

And please tell me cac about how being gay and black are the same thing. I would love to hear what a cac has to say about being black vs being gay....