HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[Milk N Cookies]

He Got Game(is that here? Did I already do this one??): Jake went back to jail due to a bullshyt technicality. Free Uncle Jake!!!

Living Single: no one was single anymore.

 

[Lord Beasley]

Sons of Anarchy...

the ENTIRE show....

but more specific.....throw a grenade into a candy shop full of people....grenade explodes....no one dies..gets injured...or even breaks a nail.......

Yeah that shyt had me like

 

[Milk N Cookies]

7 Pounds: the jelly fish are used to kill Will Smith.

 

[Goat poster]

I actually caught half of this flick today

Loved it as a kid but:

@ will smith just hopping into the advanced alien spacecraft and driving

@ the interior of the ship from another civilisation being basically exactly like an earth vehicle. did that joint even have a cup holder?

@ the aerial battle being led by the american president

still a great movie though

Lets not forget Will's character running up on an alien spacecraft an knocking the big ass Alien out with one punch.

that shy outrageous

 

[Malik]

Sons of Anarchy...

the ENTIRE show....

but more specific.....throw a grenade into a candy shop full of people....grenade explodes....no one dies..gets injured...or even breaks a nail.......

I almost spit my drink everywhere at the bolded

 

[Lord Beasley]

Just saw Dracula untold. Overall decent movie but had some cliché ass parts

1. How this nicca mehmed have a clean ass fade in the 15th century?

2. Why did half the turks look like Norwegians?

3.

Spoiler

Vlad's wife falls like 30 stories but manages to wake up and tell Vlad to suck her blood.

she shoulda exploded from falling that far

 

[duck]

back to dawn of the planet of the apes

ceaser told his son, while he was recovering from being shot, that the apes will follow the most powerful one out the crew

welll. ceasar had a big ass gorilla on his team. if that was the case, why wasnt the gorilla the leader? a gorilla would fukk a chimp up any day

 

[Blankthawtz]

Ray Donovan...

Ray comes to give Cookie his money and Cookie's bodyguards pat down every part of Ray but don't check the bag?....

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

"A mysterious drug dealer named Heisenberg begins selling the purest meth ever cooked. You are Hank Schrader. You are the DEA agent in charge of catching the guy. Your brother-in-law is Walter White. He happens to be a brilliant chemist who works as a high school teacher despite being a genius and suffers from terminal lung cancer (and is very likely dying). Meanwhile, some chemistry equipment from aforementioned school is stolen and being used to cook meth."

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

"A mysterious drug dealer named Heisenberg begins selling the purest meth ever cooked. You are Hank Schrader. You are the DEA agent in charge of catching the guy. Your brother-in-law is Walter White. He happens to be a brilliant chemist who works as a high school teacher despite being a genius and suffers from terminal lung cancer (and is very likely dying). Meanwhile, some chemistry equipment from aforementioned school is stolen and being used to cook meth."

and the meth dealer you keep trying to arrest, jessie pinkman happens to be good friends and a former student of his... and his wife just told your wife that he's getting weed from jessie now... and when you go to do anything involving gus fring, who supposedly is the one shipping this meth.. you bring along said brother in law, who does everything to destroy your mission, to include running you into a car moving at 60 mph

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

and the meth dealer you keep trying to arrest, jessie pinkman happens to be good friends and a former student of his... and his wife just told your wife that he's getting weed from jessie now... and when you go to do anything involving gus fring, who supposedly is the one shipping this meth.. you bring along said brother in law, who does everything to destroy your mission, to include running you into a car moving at 60 mph

That shyt killed me when it happened.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

In Friday, Craig needed $200, right? Well, Craig had a gun didn't he? All he had to do was sell the gun and they wouldn't have gotten shot at, lol. Plus, Smokey already has $100, so I'm guessing they only needed $100 more. And didn't Craig get paid the day before?

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

In Friday, Craig needed $200, right? Well, Craig had a gun didn't he? All he had to do was sell the gun and they wouldn't have gotten shot at, lol. Plus, Smokey already has $100, so I'm guessing they only needed $100 more. And didn't Craig get paid the day before?

nikka smokey had a fukking car... and all that fly shyt in his room.. and still had weed to smoke

they could have came up with money easy

 

[Another Man]

nikka smokey had a fukking car... and all that fly shyt in his room.. and still had weed to smoke

they could have came up with money easy

Hell, worse comes to worse they could've just robbed a nikka

Craig and Smokey were just some dumb ass bytch nikkas. Shocked they even made it through the movie.

 

[DaRealness]

Alpha Dog - So Timberfake shows up with Johnny Truelove and a few dudes to his acquaintance' house whom he obviously didn't know all that well. This guy simply allows a bunch of strangers to "use" a spare room in his house just like that? Then when he finds out they were tying up a kidnapped kid, he just goes to fiesta with a bunch of chicks and tells the guys they better not be there when he gets back wtf? No police called or nothing?????