HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[Roberto Dinero]

In The Shield.

Spoiler

Shane beat the living sh!t out of Tayvon. Tayvon then got in his car and crashed it cause he passed out from such a severe beating when he was driving himself home.

How come the hospital people or other officers didn't realize all his wounds weren't from the crash. They all just accepted his wounds were from the car crash when dude had been beaten senseless.

If u get in a car crash, ur not gonna have the same wounds u would have from a fight. How come no one questioned where all his other wounds came from?

 

[VadersMater]

Daughter can't pass the driving exam...manages to drive a car and outrun multiple approaching vehicles, weaving in and out of trouble while being shot at even drifting into a 180 and reversing away...

While we are on this movie (just saw it last night)

Why does the wife still let her daughter do whatever? Last time you went with her plan, her ass got KIDNAPPED!! So you just let her go to some boys house and not know the address?!

And why Liam believe a word that lying ass wife says about his daughter? And why leave her alone in the hotel in a strange country? Last time she was in a strange country her ass was KIDNAPPED!!!

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

How come in movies when somebody hooks up and have sex nobody ever gets a condom

 

[Phlipside]

The Fresh Prince,
Hilary got a job as a meteorologist
but here are the requirements for obtaining
a job as a "weather man"

Requirements to Become a Meteorologist

Hilary was a college drop out
with no formal education of any kind
she would have not gotten that job based
solely on Trevor liking her

 

[G-Zeus]

dunno if said.. but .. WALKING DEAD

go to canada...wait till its winter..they all die...if hypoteticaly they can survive winter in the north.. they will still be frozen sticks....sledge hammer to the head

series finale (obviously more would come but not in mass numbers)

 

[VadersMater]

A Good Day To Die Hard.. ...in the first Die Hard glass was Johns worst enemy(getting in his feet)..in this he is barreling through glass like its water with out any type of severe scrapes or punctures...jagged debris and thick sharp glass had no effect on him as he jumped thru/in it.. .

How about just running around Chernobyl in leather jackets and the end credits don't show them in the hospital with radiation sickness?!

 

[VadersMater]

Read this entire long ass thread and didn't see this....

In the first Matrix, Tank says "It's a single celled protein bound with essential amino acids..."

1. No such thing as a single celled protein. Organism? Yes.

2. Even if there is a such thing as a single celled protein protein is made of amino acids! The protein doesn't have the amino acids humans need? CHOOSE ANOTHER ONE!!!!

This is high school biology. I can't believe that of all the people who saw the script, not one person realized how dumb it sounded. Then have a black man say it

 

[jackswstd]

X2 when Stryker and his men stormed the X-Mansion.... you got Wolverine, Colossus, Iceman and Pryo that was more than enough to take them nikkaz down hell Logan took out 2 dozen by himself but yet these nikkaz retreat?

Most of the mutants were kids though who more than likely were never in that type of situation before, and were far from ready to fight. Colossus was down to fight but Wolverine told him to help the kids.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

how is it possible that EVERY CAR on the walking dead is sparkling clean? and not only that, they still have gas guns still got bullets and besides all that, how could ANY zombie outbreak possibly defeat today's us military? lets be real as human beings, as american citizens, we couldn't do shyt even with the all guns and the everything, but you mean to tell me a bunch a hungry, limpin ass retard zombies is too much??? fukk outta here. ricks crew alone'll kill like 20 of them shyts in one fight and it aint but 8 of em. brehs, michonne is black runnin round with a damn SWORD to kill these shyts and even she lasted longer than the military

 

[bangbreh]

You him never getting killed or just never catching a bullet wound? Cause he did catch a bullet in the season 2 finale.

in general, that breh rarely catches an L.
he caught that beatdown in the store and hat stolen.
but that guy always talks some slick shyt before drawing and seems always unscathed.

 

[storyteller]

The amount of casualties, deaths and ruined lives God allows Bruce to cause just to teach dude (dude, singular one man...Jim Carrey no less) is ridiculous. He ruins tides, massacres the state lottery, destroys a news anchor's career and answered every prayer in the state (which means a lot of criminals are getting not guilty charges and a bunch of grounded lil kids parents are dying)...all so he can learn his own lesson.

But since it's Morgan Freeman, we don't even notice and think this is profound.

 

[Casso Dinero]

Why Goofy never got at Mickey for having a dog as a pet?

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

as a native south central resident, i can cosign this

y'all better revise your la riots knowledge. them koreans was bussin they guns

:djack:

 

[Jx2]

:djack:

Looking like a couple extras from Beastie's Sabotage video that never made the final cut

 

[Whitty Hutton]

ID4, how this nikka Will knockout an alien for hours with a single punch through a protective suit?

And why did the shields on their ships incinerate bullets and missles, but not a parachute?


Batman Rises mass brawl at the end, hundreds of cops taking on random thugs in the street, but none decide to just jump the dude responsible for the whole thing while he's standing in the middle of it all? Shoot this nikka in the head or bust his skull with a pipe while he's engaged with Batman? He's not hard to spot in the crowd