HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[Blankthawtz]

any movie where guy comes home from being imprisoned/captive for years in some dungeon...full scruffy beard and messy hair.....goes to the bathroom...opens medicine cabinet to see one pair of scissors and half a bottle of shaving cream....comes out of bathroom lookin GQ and ready for the runway.....


Edit : followed by the phrase "you clean up nice!...."

 

[DaRealness]

Die Hard 4

- All those explosions and gunfire in Ferrell's apartment and no one notices?

- Why was the FBI boss mad at those two dudes from the other federal departments when they told him what the villain was up to? They gave him vital info and had nothing to do with it at all.

- Mclane picked up Ferell in the early hours of the morning, where did he get the energy to go through numerous gun battles and all that running without any type of rest?

 

[MischievousMonkey]

How the fukk did the Joker body that dude by slamming his head on a pencil? And got away with it?

This shyt got me out of the movie immediately. I'm supposed to believe that scrawny dude with no combat experience has the inhumane strength to catch a huge dude, which is somehow defenseless, and kill him in a second with a pencil.

Let any random enter a mafia meeting and this fool is getting blasted. The fact that they let him even utter a word after all that let me know this was goofy

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

After sex the girl pulls the entire bed sheet to cover herself
Who you hiding yaself from
The dude who dikk you just sucked?

Yeah, I never understood that, or taking the sheet to the bathroom, as if he didn’t just see everything. Sex with the bra on is ridiculous too, especially if it’s the first time and I’ve never seen the titties before.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Honey I Shrunk The Kids

Dude is getting sued into oblivion after he un-shrinks my kids, and I want stock in whatever becomes of the shrinking machine

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Wayans Bros

How did Pops Diner not get shut down? Shawn and Marlon always talked about his health violations.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Wayans Bros

How did Pops Diner not get shut down? Shawn and Marlon always talked about his health violations.

plus Pops mentioned out loud that he used racc00ns...squirrels and rats in his stew....no way he wouldn't be in jail after that...

 

[The axe murderer]

Avengers infinity war
"We don't trade lives"
shyt you sure traded a lot of wakanda lives for that sex doll
Starlord traded half the universe for his hoemotional ego

 

[b. woods]

Wayans Bros

How did Pops Diner not get shut down? Shawn and Marlon always talked about his health violations.

Pops's cuisine fukkery

 

[Afro]

Starlord traded half the universe for his hoemotional ego

Stop, I still get heated

Could have done some multiverse shyt and got em another one

Now millions of people have PTSD and ya lost Iron Man, Captain America and Black Widow. What a trade

 

[b. woods]

.

 

[The axe murderer]

In movies where two people risk everything to be with a person they just met very briefly. I want follow up im those where the relationship isn't the transcendent Hollywood experience and they break up out of resentment for what they've lost and because that flame runs out because they aren't as compatible as they thought they were just off that short interaction

 

[LevelUp]

Great thread.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

In movies where two people risk everything to be with a person they just met very briefly. I want follow up im those where the relationship isn't the transcendent Hollywood experience and they break up out of resentment for what they've lost and because that flame runs out because they aren't as compatible as they thought they were just off that short interaction

I always think of that line in Speed... "you know most relationships built on a traumatic experience don't work out" "Ok lets base it on sex"

Speed 2..... They broke up

 

[Propaganda]

how about when they're on the perimeter and like a minute before they (the super-elite, heroic fighter team) execute a dangerous, potentially world-saving operation against a important, heavily fortified target (which apparently they haven't even fully planned yet) have that conversation...

guy 1 - "when you see the signal, go in, guns blazing"

guy 2 - "what's the signal"

guy 1 - "oh, you'll know..."

guy 2 ends up -

guy 1 ends up - for 2 seconds (oh his best friend died cuz of him) but also is the hero of the movie