Hey, let's ruin wrestling by using common sense & logic

[Mook]

Royal Rumble.

Id slide out under the ring, chill like a villain. Wait till the last 2 men are in the ring and when one of them is eliminated, slide in, hit the other with a chair and get a win.

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

Royal Rumble.

Id slide out under the ring, chill like a villain. Wait till the last 2 men are in the ring and when one of them is eliminated, slide in, hit the other with a chair and get a win.

imagine if everyone does that

 

[puppetmaster]

Royal Rumble.

Id slide out under the ring, chill like a villain. Wait till the last 2 men are in the ring and when one of them is eliminated, slide in, hit the other with a chair and get a win.

I'd be flopping like Blake Griffin and rolling out of the ring for long periods of time anytime I got hit






-P-

 

[DaylitoJames]

Royal Rumble.

Id slide out under the ring, chill like a villain. Wait till the last 2 men are in the ring and when one of them is eliminated, slide in, hit the other with a chair and get a win.

I'm pretty sure Edge used this theory to win a Raw battle royal before.

 

[Blankthawtz]

*Daps* on my concept working for this topic....

 

[Mook]

i meant slide out of the ring and go somewhere else

 

[Pool_Shark]

-Rikishi is about to be in some of the most important matches of his life and he comes out and wrestles in a thong Then a man of his size thinks the best possible move is to tickle his booty hole with his opponents nose. What's worse is people are still willing to face him in the ring knowing what this man is capable of.

-The supreme being of the universe refuses to stop little kids from dying, end world hunger, or stop humanities biggest problems. Instead he chooses to partner up with HBK for some good ol wrasslin against Vinny Mac.

-Whose idea is it to use the bottom of the ring as storage. In a huge ass arena that can't find a better place to store tables, ladders, chairs, garbage cans, and sledgehammers.

 

[Bud Bundy]

how can ultimate warrior come from parts unknown???? We explored whole world already and even still won't his people name the place he was from anyway?

 

[Canada Goose]

Pretty much everything about The Undertaker "deadman" gimmick.

I mean why aren't scientists studying his body so they could find ways to bring dead people back to life?

Also why would a dead guy waste time wrestling? You're one of kind because you're a dead guy that's alive lol.

Big in shape guys punching one another and they get no black eyes or bruising.

Stone cold always beating up Vince and never getting fired.

At Survivor Series 2005 Undertaker beat up damn near the entire Smackdown Roster at once.

Taker came to the ring and the other wrestlers is like

Undertaker

Then proceeds to fukk everybody up.

Undertaker not using his magic "Turn out the light and appear in the ring" powers at that MMA event where he pressed Brock Lesnar.

Stone Cold pressing Mike Tyson in his prime

And Tyson only pushes him rather try to knock him out with his fists.

Vince making wrestlers Kiss his ass, wouldn't Vince get in trouble for sexual harassment lol.

Vince cheats on Linda with the female wrestlers and she never confronts him about it.

 

[TheBigBopper]

are Alberto Del Rio and Ted DiBiase doing risking injury if they're already rich? They should just use their goons to fight for them in each of their matches.

when the undertaker abducted stephanie mcmahon, didn't the cameraman warn her ass? why doesn't vince mcmahon fire him for being a traitorous ass nikka?

 

[Red Omega]

at finishers doing so much more damage than regular moves.

 

[puppetmaster]

Camera men with no conscience doing nothing while witnessing kidnappings, assaults, rape, necrophilia, extortion attempts, assaults with deadly weapons etc, no charges are ever brought against anyone nor are said tapes being reviewed as evidence






-P-

 

[Ace Money]

Steve Austin engaging in public intoxication on a weekly/nightly basis.

The mysterious lack of bleeding wrestlers all of a sudden.

Eugene: So we're employing mentally retarded wrestlers,b?

 

[jackswstd]

How you gonna still be employed when you're lighting co-workers on fire? I'm talking to you Kane!

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

Steve Austin engaging in public intoxication on a weekly/nightly basis.

ESPECIALLY after they brought up this rule about how wrestler's can't be intoxicated within 24 hours of an event