Him: "You're making me cum!" = Her: "I'm cumming!"

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there has only been one woman that has "made" me cum, like had more command of my body than I did.

The rest of the times it was a lot of concentration and focusing to get the nut.

That's a good way of putting it :ehh:.
I can think of only one... chick who made me cum too.
She was ugly tho otherwise she would have had a longer career.
 

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Why do women always feel that bad sex is the man's fault?

I have some trash talking female friends and some of them arent afraid to talk sh!t in my presence. I always hear these stories about the socalled "cheeseburger" dude which supposedly is some random dude they fukk with. Anyway when it's good they celebrate and what they didnt get theirs it's the man's fault.

Why is that?

Idk....
 
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if a females never made you cum then you get garbage p*ssy.

When females are really cumming they usually can't speak. They just breathe weird and tense up.
Yeah they whole body tense up, they may let up a final shriek or scream then the body goes limp. Anything else the bytch is lying to me. That whole "I'm cumming" "I'm Cumming" "I came" is an act to me. I usually look at her like :mjpls:

Sure you did :troll:
 

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That's a good way of putting it :ehh:.
I can think of only one... chick who made me cum too.
She was ugly tho otherwise she would have had a longer career.
man mine wasn't even ugly, she was a cute lil female with a gymnast body. She was like 5'1 and I'm 6'6 (small petite females always had the best sex for me)
I didn't even appreciate how good the p*ssy was cause I was 19 and thought to myself the future held a lot more p*ssy of that quality, but nah :mjcry:

I did have this one chubby female from cali that gave me the greatest head I ever experienced, made me nut, caught and swallowed it.
But then I fukked with her again, she was being stiff and unenthusiastic with the head, and said she couldn't catch the nut because she "had a boyfriend now"
it was so trash I didn't even nut, I just left midway through, so I don't even count her anymore.
 

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Those are the lies we tell.

As a man..there's no such thing as " You're making me cum "...

:stopitslime:I cum in my sleep...

:stopitslime:I cum with my hand...

You're not making me cum...you're just where I'm cumming.:yeshrug:

It's just some shyt we say to boost your ego.

And I've heard that when women say " I'm cumming " its often a lie as well...

But I'll let the ladies tell that part

Nah breh when I am hiting a fast ass from behind and the bytch is pushing back into me and grinding against me dam that usually sets me of.:wow:. And if it's a fine ass bytch I am praying I don't cum to quick because the view when you look down and you see a fine ass hoe making that ohhh face you gonna bust.
 

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Why do women always feel that bad sex is the man's fault?

I have some trash talking female friends and some of them arent afraid to talk sh!t in my presence. I always hear these stories about the socalled "cheeseburger" dude which supposedly is some random dude they fukk with. Anyway when it's good they celebrate and what they didnt get theirs it's the man's fault.

Why is that?
because men talk a big game about what theyre going to do for you and to you and then have no concept of pleasing the female body and 5 minutes in apologizing on some its been a long time, give me 15 minutes til round 2

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or so ive heard
 

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because men talk a big game about what theyre going to do for you and to you and then have no concept of pleasing the female body and 5 minutes in apologizing on some its been a long time, give me 15 minutes til round 2

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or so ive heard

I will say a lot of nikkas think they like giving you the business

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After they pull out twice talking bout they not ready to cum yet and smack your ass a few times and once that stroke pace quickens and you whisper "baby feel like you bouta cum" and rub they head back and moan .... they be done. 7 min max...

I'm not saying nikkas can't fukk but if you put in work your girl should look like she got hit by a truck or some shyt, hair sweated out, sheets off the bed, random bruises all that :noah:

That's why I'm like OP tryna turn a personal sex issue into a widespread phenomenon :why: I think most of us doing just fine cumming and helping others cum :sas1:
 
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