His mama sucked my dikk... (Good Read)

ALonelyDad

Veteran
Joined
Jan 20, 2015
Messages
80,038
Reputation
10,004
Daps
351,111
Where are the fukking pics? I don't care if its a pic of her son, I need at least one pic
 

blackzeus

Superstar
Joined
May 19, 2012
Messages
21,666
Reputation
2,845
Daps
43,544
@The Emperor I once went to the movies with a chick who was 33 who had a 19 year old,sh*t was crazy awkward because she introduced us and we looked like we were in the same class at school :heh: That single mother life is ether to a young male :bryan: Didn't smash that night because I didn't want to take her to my place, I ain't sh*t :jawalrus:
 

Jparker

Innocence lost in the EAST
Joined
Dec 28, 2012
Messages
14,390
Reputation
5,605
Daps
53,759
Reppin
Durham,NC
:russ: Biiiiitch you didnt smash Samantha G tho. You was with some trailer park SPAM mouth cave heifer

I bet you dont got her Tagged info no more :sas2: You know damn well she was a buggawoof
:whoo: Thats a terrible thing to say breh.













































































200w.gif
 

Just like bruddas

Couple shooters in the cut.
Supporter
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
24,803
Reputation
4,217
Daps
51,681
nikka be on tagged searchin for head and came across a fat white chick. Sorry so gross that it gotta be true
 

joeychizzle

光復香港,時代革命
Joined
Apr 3, 2014
Messages
12,078
Reputation
4,170
Daps
32,532
Reppin
852
I can't imagine having a thot mom. Jesus.

Story funny as hell tho. Repped
 
Joined
May 2, 2013
Messages
8,029
Reputation
1,767
Daps
28,258
Reppin
My Set
bruh it sound like you was punking yourself out...

i woulda walked down, gave lil homie dap like

"bruh yo mama a thot :takedat:"

the I woulda awkwardly rub my hand on his shoulder as if i were wiping something disgusting off of it that i didn't want.
 
Joined
May 2, 2013
Messages
8,029
Reputation
1,767
Daps
28,258
Reppin
My Set
been there, done that messing with older women with teenage sons. One joint had me texting her son's phone since she lost hers and was using his. Then this happens....

"what time you want me to breeze thru"

"this is her son, I had to use my phone for a sec, but i'll ask her"

5 mintes passes

"My mom said 8:30 is good".

I was 25 and the son was 18, smh.

or doing the walk of shame from the mama's bedroom past the living room where her kids are watching TV in the living room and the oldest looking at you sideways as you try to unlock the door and get the hell out of dodge, like they ain't just hear they mama screaming and the bed squeaking.


bruh as a nikka leaving someone elses mama house there is no walk of shame...the only shame is on the mama. you just did dem lil nikkas a favor. now she aint gonna be all bytchy n shyt.
 
Top