Hockey player skips game after clothes destroyed in shower.

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PITTSBURGH PENGUINS: Mark Spector recently pointed out thatJim Rutherford wants to add a left winger to play alongside Evgeni Malkin and Kane has the potential to be one of the best at that position in the game. Acquiring David Perron from the Edmonton Oilers earlier this year shows the Penguins are making a serious push to win the East and make a long playoff run rather than sticking with the status quo and relying solely on Sidney Crosby and Malkin to do the heavy lifting.

Potential trade chips: Kasperi Kapanen, Nick Spaling, Beau Bennett, Blake Comeau, Scott Harrington

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ANAHEIM DUCKS: Depending on what the Ducks do with pending UFAs Francois Beauchemin, Sheldon Souray, Eric Brewer and Ilya Bryzgalov, Bob Murray could have plenty of cap space to work with. Kane wouldn’t be expected to lead this team in goals like he is in Winnipeg and the Ducks have a core group, plus a head coach in Bruce Boudreau, that won’t put up with any locker room shenanigans. The Ducks have the organizational depth to pull a move like this off without impacting their current roster too much. Just imagine Kane on a line with Ryan Getzlaf and Corey Perry. That would have the potential to be the best line in all of hockey.

Potential trade chips: Matt Beleskey, Jakob Silfverberg, Devante Smith-Pelly, Nick Ritchie, Emerson Etem, Shea Theodore, Nick Sorensen, Nicolas Kerdiles

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PHILADELPHIA FLYERS: Before the season, there were reports that the Flyers were interested in Kane and there’s no reason to suggest they wouldn’t be open to sending the Jets an offer. Also, as Broad Street Hockey pointed out in June, Kane favourited a tweet from a Flyers fan asking Ron Hextall to acquire Kane. The 23-year-old’s style of hockey would fit perfectly with a Flyers team that is weak down the left side.

Potential trade chips: Brayden Schenn, Samuel Morin, Michael Del Zotto, Shayne Gostisbehere, Robert Hagg

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BOSTON BRUINS: The Bruins don’t have much salary cap space to work with and they need to re-sign pending restricted free agent Reilly Smith, but they’ve been wanting to add a scoring winger for some time. Acquiring Kane at this point in the season would be a long-term move and GM Peter Chiarelli would likely be reluctant to give up a key roster player prior to what they hope will be another lengthy post-season run. However, salary would need to go back Winnipeg’s way for a deal to work.

Potential trade chips: Loui Eriksson, Brad Marchand, Alexander Khokhlachev, Seth Griffith, Ryan Spooner, Linus Arnesson, Anthony Camara

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COLORADO AVALANCHE: Trading within a division is never easy, but Colorado could be a good fit for Kane. There would be plenty of young talent for him to skate alongside and with Ryan O’Reilly’s name still out there, you’d have to think a blockbuster deal like that is within the realm of possibility. A veteran like Jarome Iginla who knows all about the pressures of being in the spotlight in a Canadian market would be a great role model for Kane.

Potential trade chips: Ryan O’Reilly, Chris Bigras, Nick Holden, Joey Hishon, Troy Bourke

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VANCOUVER CANUCKS: We’d be remised is we left the Canucks off this list. Kane is from Vancouver and had an outstanding junior career with the Giants in the Western Hockey League. The Canucks rely on skill and finesse, but adding a top-six forward who has grit would do the team well. Now, would going from a hockey hotbed like Winnipeg to a bigger hockey hotbed like Vancouver be the best thing for a player who often finds himself making headlines for off-ice issues? That’s a different question entirely.

Potential trade chips: Bo Horvat, Hunter Shinkaruk, Nicklas Jensen, Nick Bonino, Zack Kassian

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New Jersey Devils: This one might be a long shot, but the Devils need to get younger if they want to get a whiff of the playoffs in the next few years. Since they lost Ilya Kovalchuk and Zach Parise, the Devils have lacked pieces they can build a strong starting lineup around. Kane, a player with 30-goal potential, would be one of those pieces. The Devils will have a high first-round pick this year they could dangle.
 

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jets are going to lose this though like boston did with seguin

kane is only 23
i dont think they could get burned as bad as the bruins are right now lol such a bad trade. i mean reilly smith is a good talent but the team was struggling to score so bad earlier this season (i havent been able to watch games lately so idk). i know seguin was leading the league in goals though :mjcry:
 

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i dont think they could get burned as bad as the bruins are right now lol such a bad trade. i mean reilly smith is a good talent but the team was struggling to score so bad earlier this season (i havent been able to watch games lately so idk). i know seguin was leading the league in goals though :mjcry:

trade was dumb for the bruins, thats what happens when you trade young players

evander kane scored 30 goals just a few years ago playing with scrubs

still only 23

no big name fa will ever sign in winnipeg, they gonna get back scraps and watch kane pop 35-40 goals
 

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That c00n fakkit will buy Kane's clothes back. That's what's up. fukk hockey and Winnipeg.
 

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why you destroying another man's clothes in the shower tho??? :mindblown:

thats a huge sign of disrespect, so he wore a track suit and was a lil late that's it, jealous ass crab nikkas... :scust:
 

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He's going to philly. Call it now.

They tried getting him before the season as well. We'll now it'll be easier.
 

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why you destroying another man's clothes in the shower tho??? :mindblown:

thats a huge sign of disrespect, so he wore a track suit and was a lil late that's it, jealous ass crab nikkas... :scust:

true, Why not pull dude to the side and tell him whats up
 

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kane won though

dude killed all of his trade value and decided to :pacspit: and get season ending surgery that he decided to put off till the offseason and will just chill at home
 

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kane won though

dude killed all of his trade value and decided to :pacspit: and get season ending surgery that he decided to put off till the offseason and will just chill at home

I'm pretty sure that Evander is still in his rookie contract. So I'm pretty sure he fukked up. Now he won't get a big money contract to
 

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I'm pretty sure that Evander is still in his rookie contract. So I'm pretty sure he fukked up. Now he won't get a big money contract to

nope
rookie deal was up 3 years ago
remember he came into the league as a 18 year old

hes now in the midst of the 6-year $31.5M deal he signed two years ago

Kane has signed a new 6-year deal worth 31.5 million dollars, meaning that he will be a Jet through the 2017-2018 season. He will be 26 years old when the contract ends, meaning there is a possibility that he will still maintain RFA status, pending a new CBA agreement. His cap hit is5.25 million per season, which is not a bad deal at all for the Jets or Kane.
 

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Kane wants out anyways, don't blame him who would want to play in Winnipeg

Evander is always having issues. And Buff is pretty much Winnipegs leader. So put the math together.


Bring back that squad to Atlanta.

My face going to a Hurricanes for the first time and seeing the Atlanta team full of black faces :ooh:


I've fukks hockey ever since.

PK Subban, Homie can't scrap but he's a good dude.
 
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