Hold up R. Kelly Calls himself the pied piper i just googled who the pied piper was :wow:

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This thread reminds me of that children's literature class. Where we learned most fables are of German origin and were dark. I still have "A World of Stories Traditional Tales for Children" edited by Raymond E. Jones & Jon C. Scott look it up brehs
 

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shyt is there a more violent version of little red riding hood?



I know that wolf probably tricked her to come close and raped her all night long wolfey style man.:to:

nikka...just read the brother's grim versions of all those shyts, ALL of them are fukked up. These Disney movies sanitize some of the most demonic shyt, and then put dikks in the background :laugh:

There is no happy ending to the real riding hood...no woodsman, no grandma, just a little white bytch getting that work.

Little mermaid is fukked up too.
 

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can't stand the comments about man sorry i aint an old head i never learned these fairytales :birdman: type of attitude

most kids in their 20s if you went to school and read with your parents (or on your own!) heard most of these fairytales. i know not every household and school system was created equal so i give people benefit of the doubt but :dead: at this old head shyt yall just wasnt reading like that



i remember i heard rumplestiltskin mad times as a kid, a lot of these stories have naive females getting played and learning a lesson which is kinda :heh: and mildly sexist if you think about it
 

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nikka...just read the brother's grim versions of all those shyts, ALL of them are fukked up. These Disney movies sanitize some of the most demonic shyt, and then put dikks in the background :laugh:

There is no happy ending to the real riding hood...no woodsman, no grandma, just a little white bytch getting that work.

Little mermaid is fukked up too.

lord have mercy :dead:
 
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R. Kelly is like some demonic rendition of Swiper The Fox from Dora The Explorer....only instead of stealing precious items to thwart the childs quest...he's snatching virginities and butts.

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Swiper stop swiping?

is that why my little cousin stays sayin that shyt????
 

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nikka...just read the brother's grim versions of all those shyts, ALL of them are fukked up. These Disney movies sanitize some of the most demonic shyt, and then put dikks in the background :laugh:

There is no happy ending to the real riding hood...no woodsman, no grandma, just a little white bytch getting that work.

Little mermaid is fukked up too.
:to: not Ariel, tell us the story. @Phoenix_Knightly23 u should have a weekly story time where u read to us on tinychat
 

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:to: not Ariel, tell us the story. @Phoenix_Knightly23 u should have a weekly story time where u read to us on tinychat
The priests dikk starts bouncing when he's marrying them :scusthov:

And in Aladdin, if you turn the volume up loud, when they're on the balcony, he tells Jasmine to take off her clothes :shaq:
 

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:laugh: Takes me back to my childhood days and having an Aesop's Fables book. I hadn't even thought of that until reading this thread. It's surprising that a lot of posters in their 20's never heard of any of those stories. I wonder why that is?
 
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