Honorary Coli Member fights leopard, wins

[dabestkeptsecret]

damn 30 mins fight with a leopard, and its a 56 yo frail indian woman that came out breathing
she was probably jumping around that area on some chun li shyt

plus she had the 2 blades on deck.
that cat didnt stand a chance

 

[zerozero]

she was out irrigating a field, which is manlier sh1t than 99% of Coli Males have ever done we city dudes just out here irrigating pavements after stumbling out of a bar

 

[Mr. Somebody]

she was out irrigating a field, which is manlier sh1t than 99% of Coli Males have ever done we city dudes just out here irrigating pavements after stumbling out of a bar

Speak for yourself friend. We cook chickens from scratch round here. Country boys in the city.

 

[Mike Allicock]

If only she was on a boat with that Tiger in Life of Pi

Tiger woulda stayed under that tarp the entire movie looking like

 

[DPresidential]

Just think...


What if Derrick Rose had the type of Heart she had..

Just saying brehs... Just saying...

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Just think...


What if Derrick Rose had the type of Heart she had..

Just saying brehs... Just saying...

Rose would be better off with her knee endurance. Just saying.

 

[DPresidential]

Rose would be better off with her knee endurance. Just saying.

Word...30 minutes having to be agile enough to evade Leopard swipes... Westbrook could do it... Rose...Once that knee blows out..

Cat food...

 

[Sugar]

I could kill a black rhino, silver back gorilla and brown bear at the same with them Rambo weapons

- thecoli.com

 

[Mr. Pink]

Now if a woman can kill a leopard with a little bit of courage, a woman. Imagine what someone that knows Brazillian Jiujitsu can do, friends.

You just have to have courage. To have to have no fear friends. Stand up for yourself. When animals attack? Get mad gosh darnit.

Did you edit this post because you said "god damn it" instead of "gosh darnit", friend?

Don't take God's name in vain, friend.

A dap and a +rep shall serve as your penance, friend.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Did you edit this post because you said "god damn it" instead of "gosh darnit", friend?

Don't take God's name in vain, friend.

A dap and a +rep shall serve as your penance, friend.

I said gosh darnit in 2 back to back sentences and im very particular about the literary devices i use friend. Thats not good writing. I can say friend in 2 sentences in a row, but not gosh darnit.

Most my posts are rough drafts and when i re-read them and find a lack of entertainment value, they are edited to make sure they have the desired effect for friends. We must be creative when we scribe scrolls for friends, friend. Take your work seriously, gosh darnit

I will dap and rep you because you seem thirsty for some endorphins

 

[XII]

Let's not pretend nikkas weren't coming up with some goofy shyt in those animal threads

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My favorite was the one where someone said they would punch a fully grown tiger square in the nose, and while the tiger was in shock they'd get a running start on their getaway

 

[newarkhiphop]

- thecoli.com

Not being able to kill a oversized house cat with a damn axe and curved large machete

She only got a scratch on her face too

shyt was probably a 3 month old Leopard

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

It took 30 minutes?!?!?

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Let's not pretend nikkas weren't coming up with some goofy shyt in those animal threads

My favorite was the one where someone said they would punch a fully grown tiger square in the nose, and while the tiger was in shock they'd get a running start on their getaway ​

Someone said they could 1 hit KO a bear with just a jab

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

this shyt don't count....she had weapons.