Hover boards???.........we off that

[FSP]

Nope, it's a full jet engine powered product.

So it'll probably run out of gas in like 10 minutes max

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Them Muslims gonna have a blast

Don't ask me how

 

[Kingshango]

 

[1thouwow]

That cac music playing let's me know this is a bad idea

 

[eastsideTT]

this is what caused the Guy Young and Kenny Powers beef in Eastbound and Down Season 4

 

[General Mills]

Imagine walking in the middle of the night and a nikka just floats down on you

"Aye yo come out them pockets..."

Yoooooo

 

[Konnan]

fukk all that

Im saving my bread for that inevitable Rocketeer starter pack

 

[Dontay Flaco]

I'll stick with my hoverboard.

 

[NoMorePie]

So you're saying its now going to be possible to fly by and livestream what's inside Area 51 before being shot dead?

 

[Chrishaune]

Fuel source?

I see that some of them consume kerosene and some propane......

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Yo..drug dealers be hovering outside your bedroom room window dropping off some grams..

 

[Guess Who]

I'm saving from now.

Copping one first day.

And I'ma be on the jet bikes like a fukking boss.

 

[Dorian Breh]

Yo..drug dealers be hovering outside your bedroom room window dropping off some grams..

You can try that business model

but I'ma be out here piloting my drug delivery drones around Manhatram from my apenthous in South Beach surrounded by eighteen year old insta hoes

These hover joints are for delivering hoes to hotel balconies off my redesigned back page app

I'm taking applications for CFO, COO and CHRO and head of security

Flexible morals required

Edit: also hiring a spell checker

 

[Guess Who]

So it'll probably run out of gas in like 10 minutes max

Give it a few years and you'll be getting crazy flight times.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Imagine walking in the middle of the night and a nikka just floats down on you

"Aye yo come out them pockets..."