How Ancient Rome Wiped Their Asses

[Orbital-Fetus]

Wouldn’t it be better if they used water instead

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Dip the whole building in vinegar

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

burn everything

I know this civilization was before Harlem but for the love of creation

 

[Hathaway]

I'd just go dip my azz in a lake every time.

The same lake you gotta get your water from?

 

[UnQuantized]

So they could build bridges and temples but couldn't figure out how to put together cotton wipes

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I know toilet paper wasn't always around but still

I've read that a lot of cultures just used leaves...IMO I'd rather do that than share a sponge

yeah when I was growing up some people still used leaves but you had to know the specific ones to use. they were big like banana tree leaves and you could fold them and take big pieces. these are lost skills. your average person today might go out there and wipe with poison ivy

 

[Womb Raider]

Cacs still don't clean themselves properly to this day


And dudes on here be wanting PAWGs. Coochie prolly be smelling like ranch dressing

My first pawg was cool until I saw her bare butt a public toilet

 

[feelosofer]

How savage


The smells of ancient Rome MUST have been nauseating.

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

The same lake you gotta get your water from?

You think a @MooseMouthMthafuga really gives a fukk

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Imagine the back shot wind in those days.

Seasoned ass

 

[Rekkapryde]

Imagine the back shot wind in those days.

 

[Sbp]

Man why did the have the cartoon Roman grunting like that

 

[Peter Popoff]

Wouldn’t it be better if they used water instead

Nıggas asșholes sizzling from all that salt and vinegar thinking it's cleaning shıt.

 

[Billie Jean]

u have to remember they were fakkits

 

[Mashal88]

As best we can tell from historic and archaeological data, ancient Romans peed in small pots in their homes, offices, and shops. When those small pots became full, they dumped them into large jars out in the street. Just like with your garbage, a crew came by once a week to collect those hefty pots of pee and bring them to the laundromat. Why? Because ancient Romans washed their togas and tunics in pee!

Human urine is full of ammonia and other chemicals that are great natural detergents. If you worked in a Roman laundromat, your job was to stomp on clothes all day long—barefoot and ankle deep in colossal vats of human pee.