How come most entertainers are borderline midgets?

[cyndaquil]

Somebody already answered it. Taller brehs get pushed into sports. Short brehs got time for other shyt like singing and dancing.

Next yall gonna be asking why fat brehs are usually better at video games

 

[Roid Jones]

because not all humans are tall

 

[PatCake]

Actors are usually chosen based on height and face card. You can be viewed as too tall to be a leading man.

 

[Sterling Archer]

Acting probably the GOAT job. Athletes, musicians, they can't compare to a well known actor.

Dumb comment. The most famous people are typically musicians. The biggest athletes are also more well known than the most popular actor.

There probably hasn’t been a more popular person in modern history than Michael Jackson. And there’s not an actor alive right now more popular than Ronaldo or Messi.

 

[Sterling Archer]

Most people are short so its nothing to be surprised by.

 

[CHICAGO]

BECAUSE THE AVERAGE HUMAN
IS SHORT GANG?

GLOBALLY THE AVERAGE MALE IS 5'7.5
AND THE AVERAGE FEMALE IS 5'3


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[Lord_nikon]

Most of us coli brehs are 6 foot 6

 

[Don Snow]

Actors usually be tall and crazy enough I think there’s been actually more tall rappers than short ones

 

[maxamusa]

@TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY can you confirm this theory?



edit what @Don Snow said

 

[BlackBall]

Tom Cruise is 5’ 6” he seems to be doing alight

 

[Vandelay]

What's a midget, 5'9"?

 

[RhodyRum]

Gay nikkas who excel at being performative tend to be short mofos is my guest, no word to EJ Johnson, "he" is a big, tall fakkit.

I'm just spitballin an idea, I got no rhyme or reason why most entertainers are manlets.

 

[Low End Derrick]

 

[null]

the most famous actors (and romantic lead types) are over 6 ft

wolverine
deadpool
di caprio
samuel jackson
will smith
daniel day lewis
ben affleck
matt damon
morgan freeman
denzel washington
the rock

with a few exceptions

tom cruise
brad pitt
RDJ
de niro
pacino

but it seems like if you are over 6'4" your size is going to typecast you (with a few exceptions)

thor
arnie hammer
jeff goldblum
skarsgård
momoa
clint eastwood

 

[Don Snow]

the most famous actors (and romantic lead types) are over 6 ft

wolverine
deadpool
di caprio
samuel jackson
will smith
daniel day lewis
ben affleck
matt damon
morgan freeman
denzel washington
the rock

with a few exceptions

tom cruise
brad pitt
RDJ
de niro
pacino

but it seems like if you are over 6'4" your size is going to typecast you (with a few exceptions)

thor
arnie hammer
jeff goldblum
skarsgård
momoa
clint eastwood

I think most rappers are tall too

shyt most comedians are tall too